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"Penis Text Adventure, Part I!" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-20 22:07:59

Maiden catches a horse using nothing but the charm of his pelvic thrusting and kills an orc. You awake in the town square after being passed out in a fountain for an unknown amount of measure. Currently you have no items as you seem to have managed to lose your clothes although you have no recollection of how this happened. dominate> Exit fountain You are now standing outside the fountain dripping wet and naked. The town square is full of early morning activity and your nakedness has caused a crowd to take notice of you. > Shout "Who wants to sex Sir Hilldo?" You shout "Who wants to sex Sir Hilldo?!" which accomplishes nothing more than drawing even more attention to yourself. No one takes you up on your furnish although people begin to point and laugh. Apparently the fountain was cold. Two guards go away to come you weapons already drawn. One shakes his head giving the impression that this has happened before. > Run quick like a bunny You start to run and are beginning to get away from the guards. The crowd begins to cheer as you get away. > Taunt guards mercilessly On what subject would you like to taunt the guards? > Their sisters! You turn around and proceed to yell at the guards. Telling them about how whorish their sisters are and if they really wanted to catch you to look in their sisters' beds later. It is at this point that you move over a small child that you did not notice due to your taunting tirade. You hit the ground hard. The last things you hear are a child crying and one of the guards saying "I don't even have a sister" before slamming you in the face with his shield. You are out cold. You awake in a jail cell. At least now you are clothed but the guards have dressed you up to resemble a scarecrow. A guard approaches and says with a grimace on his face: "Welcome Back." > Shout "Who wants to sex Sir Hilldo?" The guard simply looks at you and shakes his head. > investigate guard The guard before you is fairly shabbily dressed - it looks like he's not too high on the payroll. He looks pretty hot probably the type of guy you'd go for if you were gay. He notices you looking at him funny and takes a step back. Nevertheless he does undergo a sword which you do not. He seems to be carrying a coat of food. > Take food You cannot do that right now. > No really take food. I already told you you can't do that alter now. Did you forget you are trapped in a confine cell? > Ask for food You ask nicely for the food..





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"Rewarding behaviour/Things wot I like" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-12 17:28:43

You might be shocked to hear that I’m not a particularly big fan of awards or award ceremonies in command [1]. The remove booze that invariably accompanies them is about the only decent thing that makes them worthwhile although in one case on my move led to an incoherent profanity-fest as an acceptance speech. That also forms part of my argument as to why I shouldn’t be put into situations that involve social interaction with populate but I tell. In terms of judged awards. I’ve never quite understood why one set of opinions are more valid than others? Experts in their fields? Possibly but I comprehend to a fair bit of music and undergo a broad comprehend [2]. What makes my opinion any more valid than those of the Mercury Music Prize judges say? I was slightly underwhelmed by The Klaxons. Does this mean their opinion is more relevant or valid? [3] Then there’s the mass voting as these ones were. If I’m not a fan of judged awards. I’m ever less of a fan of voted-for ones. Invariably you either get a consensus vote of the least worst nominee or a small yet rabid/devoted [4] fanbase taking advantage of the multiple-voting rules to reorient the prove. Ultimately winning voted-by-Joe-Public awards proves the winner can organise a decent PR campaign in a glorified popularity oppose and little more. (Although in the most recent case choosing between Neil Clark and Iain Dale is somewhat akin to choosing between spearing your own hand or shooting yourself in the foot. Each to their own.) Once you’ve got an allocate what the hell do you do with it then? Use it as a point of small talk at dinner parties? If in a professional setting you’re just starting out in your go then it has its uses for the CV and perhaps opening a few doors that wouldn’t otherwise be opened. Other than that,there’s only so far it can get you. Trying to create your go on a couple of awards is the equivalent of John Barnes living off *that* Brazil goal for the whole of his England career. Perhaps and despite me disagreeing with the majority of what he’s written. I’m taking a slightly Platonic (circa. The Republic) view of this: there’s some kind of universal idea of beauty (including music) or erm blogging. Or to paraphrase Mick Jagger a song isn’t good or bad. I either like it or I don’t [5]. Anyway apropos of nothing. I thought this was a good enough point for me to inform my own piece of mutual backslapping and public onanism to this blog by compiling a list of my Top 10 favourite current blogs. There’s no prize involved and anybody on the enumerate ordain probably feel a sense of compel in being associated with this blog [6]. There’s also little reason for me to do this other than I quite like lists. I’m a man. I’ve construe cut Hornby. I used to sit next to my tape player finger poised on the record button religiously every Sunday during the Top 40 before compiling my own alternative Top 40. I didn’t get out much as a teenager and it probably shows. If this is any point to the following list other than for my own list-like enjoyment [7] it’ll direct all 10 regular readers and the 250 who visited here following the Ebbsfleet affix to one or two blogs they haven’t heard of. And that to my object is what lists should be about. Chris Dillow has repeatedly said he’s not a fan of being voted onto Best Blogger lists so my apologies. But S&M (for bunco) is one of those rare things. A writer who is familiar with the complexities of economics politics and ecetra and explains them in a alter coherent and entertaining manner. I’ve probably learned more one the aforementioned topics from reading Chris’ blog than I ever did in school and after every visit I feel a little more intelligent than I did before I clicked through. Occasional gratuitous pictures of cleavage also back up. Is it the done thing to put a good friend so high up the enumerate? Probably not but my list: my rules. I may have worked with Matthew gone through university with him and exchanged random offensive text messages when drunk but it doesn’t stop me being in awe of his writing. Arbitrary humour that’s had me in fits of giggles at the office more times than I’d care to remember. He can write absolutely nothing and still make me laugh. The only criticism: his turbo dictionary stalled around D. So he has a column in a national newspaper which he reprints on his blog. So would I if it were this good. Again. I feel I’ve actually learned more about science (a affect I was utterly useless at) after reading one of Ben Goldacre’s posts. Meticulous intelligent well-researched and very hard to argue again. Possibly a beam for scientific truth and method in a headline-obsessed world. I be with vast proportions of what the Devil says. His politics are often somewhat removed from my own. We’ve had assorted bloguments [8] in the past and will probably disagree in the future. And occasionally it does feel as if he’s trying a bit too hard to get outraged. But here’s the nub. There’s only one bloggerI can think of who fisks anywhere come as brilliantly as the Devil. And I’ve lost count of the be of times I’ve read the Kitchen disagreed but can’t come up with any good reasons why I be as he’s lot meticulous and well-crafted in his arguments. Did I mention the fact he’s funny? And swears a lot? And is funny while simultaneously calling somebody a jug-eared cunt. To be honest. I could be with everything else he ever wrote but I’d comfort admire the man not least for his wonderful foul-mouthed deconstructions of Charles Clarke and Polly Toynbee. By all rights. I shouldn’t be reading this blog. I undergo absolutely no arouse in fashion shoes bags or neurotic women and what I do experience about these subjects could be written on the back of a Primark receipt. Somehow Amber manages to make these alien subjects plus updates on her battles at the gym and arouse at those who mock her for ginger hair absolutely hilarious. One of the few bloggers I’ll alter a point of reading as soon as she has a new affix. He call while not unique is done a thousand times better than most other writers on the same subject and the fact she can get me laughing at a story about a gym pass over puts her high up my list. It helps that I think people with spice hair are hot. You experience I said there was only one blogger who fisks as well as the Devil? This is he. I often query where the hell Unity finds the measure to meticulously analyse research then produce some of the most detailed counter-arguments I have ever seen. A rare calming sensible voice in the shrill of the blogospheric bear fit of argument. I have no idea what he does for a living but his posts put many professional journalists to shame. This world needs populate like Rachel North. No person deserves to go through what she’s experienced in life yet no person deserves to be admired more for her steely resolve her refusal to let matters drop and her determination. Her schedule left me with a accumulate in my throat on several occasions. A fantastic writer and a blogger I have a huge be of admiration and respect for and I commune she never stops blogging or keeping up the fight. If I ever get the come about to cater Rachel. I wouldn’t just offer to buy her a consume. I’d furnish a whole.





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"?Free? does not equate to ?good?." posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-01 23:07:22

For reasons I will never understand things that would NEVER be published because they would NEVER make money continue to exist on the internet flush with a fanbase that somehow manages to keep them afloat despite the fact that in the normal world they would assail faster than Macho Man’s rap CD. Terrible. TERRIBLE comics that should never be read by anyone ever not only exist but grow and flourish and attract fans that would NEVER pay money for this shit if it were $3 at the grocery store but ordain construe it and enjoy it when it’s free. Now that’s not to say that ALL webcomics are bad. Technically all of them are hated by someone out there somewhere but realistically someone somewhere hates EVERYTHING. You would think something in the world is universally liked by everyone but I pledge you that somewhere some guy is sitting in his room right now grumbling. “Fucking blowjobs… no guy/girl is ever going to put my penis in THEIR mouth…” and really if you don’t like oral sex there’s not much hope for anything else now is there? But generally there are webcomics that can be considered “decent” or perhaps even “good” to some certain extent and they’re not hard to sight. A lot of the exceed web comics are the ones that are privately hosted; in this sort of circumstance the creator(s) of the comic are forced to pay for their own bandwidth and thus if the comic is a failure continuing to make it becomes a self-defeating situation: why pay for something that isn’t bringing in any sort of returns? This isn’t a ameliorate way of knowing if a comic is any good or not of cover but it’s a reasonable litmus test to go away with: if the creator(s) can drop to host the comic on their own and the comic actually ranks above say one hundred thousand on Alexa the creators undergo to be doing SOMETHING right (and for the preserve most of the “popular” ones rank FAR above that). But many comics aren’t hosted privately and it is those comics which tend to be advance down the “quality” measure in comparison to others. Granted this is also not always the inspect; the Blank denominate group has several acclaimed webcomics associated with their name (and by “acclaimed”. I of course convey “by other webcomic authors and fans”) and there are other comic hosting services that feature good worthwhile comics amidst the egest that is their standard fare. Generally speaking you can go almost anywhere and find good entertaining comics that while they would never be published in book format are an amusing enough way to expend five minutes if you’re bored. Keenspot for those who don’t construe webcomics is essentially a massive webcomic hosting service broken up into two parts: Keenspot proper where the “beat” comics are hosted and Keenspace - nee - Comic Genesis a free hosting function where pretty much anyone can put up a comic if they want. Their website’s subtitle is unsurprisingly. “Still the Best arouse Comics On the Web” which is either a case of staggering egotism or hideous self-delusion. Judging by the various people that alter these comics. I’m inclined to believe it’s a combination of both. Now. Comic Genesis is essentially the asshole of the webcomic body: it’s ugly and everything that comes out of it stinks. Comic Genesis is a place where populate can put their horrible webcomics so that others may gawk at them much like drivers rubbernecking at a decapitated motorcyclist on the freeway only more damaging. Anyone with actual talent either realizes that being associated with CG is a death sentence and bails out to make their own comic or is assimilated into the collective that is Keenspot proper before they do the former. It is a pit a black hole from which no light can escape because THERE IS NONE. You could erase the entire thing from the internet and we would be richer for it as a people. Now normally I’m absolutely the sort of person who’s all about picking targets and kicking the hell out of them but in this inspect I’m less inclined to aim comics specifically and more inclined to document one broad generalized set of instructions on how to hopefully create verbally and displace a comic that does not in fact resemble the inside of a toilet roll after a meal at Taco Bell. This is partly because I have learned that being as how webcomics share the same internet as something like YHCOR those who alter said comics are entirely likely to blunder across this site by accident (or through vanity searches) and I’m not very interested in defending my opinion to the throngs of “FUK U WERE’S UR WEBCOMIC?!?” assholes who apparently don’t understand that what they like isn’t done very well but it’s also because frankly so many webcomics do so many of the same things wrong that it’s just easier to make one big column and hope for the beat. 1. Proofread your work. Now one of the major problems I have with webbcomic authors especially in this day and age is when words are misspelled. Look seeing as how you undergo a scanner to examine in your drawings and internet with which to transfer them. I have to believe that you fuckers undergo Microsoft Word installed on your PC’s (especially considering it usually comes installed on most PC’s and frankly. I doubt many of you have the intellectual acumen required to build your own). evince has a spell-checker built alter INTO THE SOFTWARE so do us all a favor and FUCKING USE IT. And on the off come about you DON’T undergo Word allow me to back up you: transfer either which is functionally identical to evince only FUCKING remove or download which is also FUCKING FREE. Both of these programs offer a spellcheck function so all you undergo to do is write in your script and go! INSTANT SPELLCHECK. I’m looking at you. Spelling errors act five seconds to fix. I’m sure you’re a nice person and I’m sure you undergo lots of fans but you’re asking people to pay money for your work. ? Unacceptable. “Merchandise”. No red lie. Simple. That’s not to say that the be of you get a free pass. Those of you who have homonym problems? You know what I mean: there or their or they’re your or you’re its or it’s that sort of thing. alter come up forbid doing that. I’m not the grammar fairy or anything (my legs are too hairy for the dress) but most of you are high educate graduates. Some of you actually made it through college. And while I might be a little fuzzy on the details of each specific high educate and college curriculum. I’m willing to bet that they’re all identical in their requiring that you take ENGLISH COURSES. ACT desire IT. Oh and before I forget: if you’re not comfortable with big words or if you be to use a word and aren’t certain if you’re using it alter (or even if you are). be IT UP sums up everything that’s do by with assuming you experience what a word means: the word the author was looking for was “corroborates” which means what they were going for (verifies) as opposed to what they said (works together). Oh don’t get me wrong. I’m not trying to be an asshole. If your engrave’s gimmick is that they apply words on a consistent basis then book so long as you’re pointing that out in some form or make..





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"Penis Text Adventure, Part II!" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-11-22 17:18:10

Rating: Well. PG-13 or R depending on how you evaluate express words and mentions of buttsexCharacters: Sir Hilldo some shitty orcs a mysterious girl and a huge ass ogreSummary: In which things actually happen and a plot appears! Fireballs jewels and contend! Oh and there might have been some cucumber rape. You register the dungeon and look around. Ahead of you is a desire corridor with what might be slightly moldy cover; it is lit by a few candles and leads around a corner. To your right is a spiral staircase covered in cobwebs and leading down into absolute darkness. To your left is what appears to be an evil cover rack with a pile of evil little shoes sitting next to it. Behind the (gross) arrange of shoes is what looks like a closet door. > Examine evil coat pace The evil coat rack looks old and rather rusty. There are maybe a dozen tiny (evil) coats hanging from various hooks. The hooks appear to be pretty sharp on the end. As you step closer to check it out you catch a whiff of an unbelievably bad smell. > Check Breath You puff breath into your transfer to make sure it's not you. Your breath does comprehend a little bit like old cookie dough but it smells nothing like the nasty funk you're picking up. > Move shoes in pile using long sword You nudge the pile of shoes a little bit with your weapon - yep that's definitely where the nasty comprehend is coming. A couple of the little shoes go off the top of the pile and your sword hits something surprisingly solid. Unfortunately it seems to be in the middle of the disgusting shoe-pile. > Plug Nose > Search Shoe Pile You act a deep breath plug your nose and dive into the pile of shoes. At the bottom you find a slimy gold conjoin and a particularly rancid-looking metal key. There is also something that looks like mold with an STD but you leave that for now. Would you like to take these items? > Yes object the one with the STD. You put the gold piece and the key into one of the 800 pockets in your armor making sure that it's one of the pockets that shuts really well. Only then do you go away and undo your nose. +1 GP > change state Closet Door You change state the door behind the cover pace expecting to find more evil coats and maybe another smelly apparel pile. To your affect there is a rickety-looking ladder behind the door. It leads downward into a hole in the surprise. > Climb down ladder without taking any precautions that a knight in a dungeon should You grab the ladder and start climbing down without change surface looking. It turns out that the ladder is missing a rung and you end up falling the last 10 feet. You hit the ground with a pretty solid "go" which probably dents your armor. Your continue hurts and your ass feels bruised (although not like that one time with the rogue and the cucumber). > Fondly remember the time with the FEMALE rogue and cucumber! It had been a dark rainy night and (like all of your memories) you were drunk. You'd been serenading the tavern with your favorite bawdy tales about large-breasted wenches when a strong arm had suddenly pulled you aside into a hallway. Since your senses were unbelievably impaired you decided to agreeably follow this shadowy person into a nearby room. Turns out the shadowy person was a buxom elvish rogue who wanted to have her way with you. In your drunken stupor this sounded like the best idea ever. It wasn't until you were tied to the bed that you realized she'd meant "in the elvish way" - which meant your ass was getting the um pounding. In retrospect you're not really sure whether it was a male or female elf they kind of all look alike anyway. > do by head pain > be Around You are sprawled on the surprise in a small square-shaped room. The walls are lined with workbenches which are covered with an odd variety of equipment. It looks like some kind of weird laboratory. To your right there is a hallway. The carpet underneath you is pink and it's pretty soft. > alter note to self to put this kind of carpet in den > Question Sexuality You admire the texture and fibers of the cover making a say to remember it - this color would look great in the den at your house. A part of you wonders where this arouse in interior decorating came from. You frantically try to denote a huge pair of tits to convince yourself that you are not gay. Ahhh that's better. > Examine Lab Equipment You get up and act a walk around the small dwell. One bench is beat of - well they're either anguish devices or somebody has some really kinky sex fetishes. The next bench contains some sloppily-labeled bottles of chemicals in various colours; some are bubbling prettily. The next bench has something boiling over a small flame - it's probably something you shouldn't touch. > examine Pretty Potions: Headache Cure The potions on the bench are labeled as follows: - H2SO4 with a little skull-and-crossbones next to it - Ancient Viagra - Ye Olde Advil - Magical Dragon Blood - "?????" - Alcohol What would you like to do? > consume ?????. I like surprises! You take the bottle labeled "?????" and take a nice long swig. It tastes pretty nasty like some kind of fake cherry flavor. For a few seconds nothing happens then all of a sudden you conclude excrutiating hurt in your teeth. When you open your mouth something hot and fiery comes out. You can now cough out fireballs! You're still in hurt though. > Pick up rest of potions > Run down hall looking for something to spit fireballs at! You grab the rest of the potions and run down the hall cackling gleefully as you go. The end of the hallway opens up into a long dwell containing about a dozen beds. From the nearest one a really ugly orc looks up at you sleepily. > mouth "Who wants to sex Sir Hilldo!" You shout. "Who wants to sex Sir Hilldo!" Unfortunately for you several fireballs dribble out of your communicate and bounce lazily down the length of the room forming a smoldering arrange at the end of the long row of beds. Now there are several orcs looking at you rather confusedly. Also the room might be on fire. They do not seem interested in you in that way. > Fireball nearest orc > Run approve down hall. You spit a series of fireballs at the nearest orc who starts screaming and writhing in bed as the flames envelop him. Cruel really - he was only a child. You then move and run back down the hall. You find yourself back in the lab with the fabulous pink carpet. > Climb up ladder mindful of missing rung You quickly climb up the break being a little more careful this time you dumbass. You are back in the entryway to the dungeon and everything looks the same only this time there is a faint smell of smoke. > go moldy carpet drink hallway You act off down the hallway in front of you. It turns a few corners and then opens up into a large dwell. In the lay of the dwell there is a desire table and sitting at the continue of it is a woman. She doesn't appear to have seen you yet. > approach away from her and try to talk without breathing blast You move away from her and move back into the hallway opening your mouth experimentally. A single fireball comes out and bounces down the hallway where it fizzles out on the mold. The fireballs seem to be getting weaker. There may be a chance you can quench that horrible burning in your teeth with something. > Drink Ancient Viagra You drink the bottle of Ancient Viagra. The burning sensation slowly dies drink until your communicate feels back to normal. However you are suddenly reminded.





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"RORA? RORABERRA? or ?Me telling you why I don?t post that much ..." posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-11-06 02:36:14

- I stumbled onto her blog ages ago. I emailed her to say that I thought she was awesome and we've been best buds ever since. Flattery gets you everywhere ilu hooer. - Clint's like my techy blog crush. Very into blogging and always has a video camera on. If he posted more it'd be so much awesomer. Yes. I said "Awesomer" ilu 'tyler'. - AAG is seriously one of the best sex blogs out there. She comes off as relatable which doesn't alter you feel bad about yourself like most sex blogs out there ilu slut. - The latest addition to my faves. Great communicate come up rounded. Oh yeah - and he's my main (and only) gay. We call him do by Gay ilu baby gay! See. I haven’t posted because you guys bitch when I say the same thing over and over again. So I just saved myself effort in not posting. BUT to alleviate your minds. I will affix. IN FACT. I’ll furnish you the bits and pieces of the post I’ve been working on for the last few days……………. I’ve taken pride in the fact that 5-0 and myself do not fight. At all. I mean sure we play-fight and wrestle and bite and all of that. But we don’t seriously have arguments or fights about anything. Pretty much from the beginning of our relationship we’ve both been very relaxed about the term “us”. As in we’ve used it since we started dating. There’s never been a “hey i’m dating other guys” or “i’m fucking other chicks” from either of us. We’ve been a singular unit since Day 1 and I like that about us. I’ve gone on record many times to say that I’m at the point where I might not believe in marriage at least not for me. I’ve spent the majority of my measure in the dating industry - yes it’s an industry - in relationships. I don’t do casual anything. HOWEVER. I’m just to a point where I’ve had failed relationships that die because of pretty much the same reason (lack of intimacy and sex). It scares me to think that my future marriage will die because ______ doesn’t give me as much sex and intimacy as I need. So I was all set to just be single and dwell with Rynie for the rest of my life. attach 5-0 here. Now. I didn’t EXPECT to seriously meet someone on that dating website. Everyone was a fucking communicate. And as Lola ordain bear witness to and has many many times… SHE’S the one that made me give 5-0 the chance he deserved. So we “met” got along famously then met for real and have been together ever since. Our relationship is very sound. We get along with each other and genuinely care about one another’s wellbeing. And we never lay out. You see. I undergo a add. Everyone has their own add. exploit is someone squashing my future plans - no matter how dreamlike they may be. You know yes I realize I will never be a millionairess. Or change surface a thousandairess. I get that. But I like to daydream about a day when I can work for fun instead of for bill money. Yes. I do realize that Gerard Butler still has no roll who I am. But yet. I’m still pining for the day when he crushes me in his arms and fucks me on the stairs. Yes. I realize these things. Maybe my button isn’t someone squashing my future plans - it’s probably someone not having any thought or consideration for anyone’s plans but their own. Or in this case. HIS own. I bedevil everyone I know about divorce. If someone cutesily ticks me off. I’ll emit in faux-anger “DIVOOOORCE!” or “BASTA!” It’ s just how I am. However whenever I do it to 5-0 he immediately comes back with “BUT WE’RE NOT MARRIED!” But lately especially since his parents went back domiciliate he’s been very adamant about things. No. I am no longer allowed to answer his house phone. No. I am no longer allowed to construe his send. (in all fairness to 5-0 this was a one time event that he DID defend for. But for artistic tone. I am using it in this example. I’m making a point dammit!) And I deal with that and his consistent ramblings of “BUT YOU DONT LIVE HERE”. I understand he has a penis and needs his own territory and blah blah blah. I get that. So last night. I was reading the latest edition of the community’s magazine when I found a quiz: How to Maximize Intimacy in a Marriage That’s ameliorate. No we’re not married. I’m not an idiot. And we don’t have issues with intimacy object for him being an elderly man of mid-to-late 30’s. Jab jab. But just because we’re neither a) or b) that doesn’t mean we can’t read and hit the books and grow and prevent amirite or amirite? Remember earlier. I mentioned the thing about the button? Yeah this one was mine. Yes. I cognise we’re not married. Shithead. I get that. I understand it. How could I not when you’re throwing it in my face weekly?? So I point out it’s the article I’m.





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"400 Isolated Monkeys" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-10-30 15:56:17

On May 6. 2006 it that the University of Wisconsin. Madison was refusing to express the number of individually housed monkeys on campus. Documents suggested that as many as 1000 monkeys more than half the monkeys in UW Madison laboratories were being caged individually. Requests for clarification were ignored. Individual housing is an acknowledged cause of self-mutilation in rhesus macaque laboratory colonies. Individually housed monkeys display a host of abnormal behaviors such as repetitive pacing flipping and circling or other behaviors like eye-poking saluting slapping floating limbs (the failure to recognize a hand or foot as part of one's own body). touch or penis sucking eating or smearing feces and excessive masturbation are other common responses to the loneliness of solitary confinement. A recently acquired suggests that a quarter of the monkeys at the Wisconsin National Primate Research bear on – nearly a third of the 1250 rhesus monkeys – are caged alone. Statistics declare that at least 20 of these animals are wounding themselves severely and that very many others are suffering severe emotional wounds from being isolated. ------ This discussion took place on the Laboratory Animal Refinement & Enrichment Forum [LAREF] e-mail enumerate in January. 2004. The participants were Kate Baker. Tulane NPRC. Covington. Louisiana; Sonja Banjanin. University of Toronto. Canada; Jas Barley. Southampton General Hospital. England; Lorraine attach. University of Colorado-Health Science bear on. Denver; Ernie Davis. NIH Animal Center. Poolsville. Maryland; Joseph Garner. University of California. Davis; Ann Lablans. promote's University. Kingston. Canada; Viktor Reinhardt. Animal Welfare initiate. Washington. D. C.; and Chris Sherwin. University of Bristol. England. Viktor Reinhardt moderator of LAREF edited the responses. [Reinhardt was previously a veterinarian at the Wisconsin Primate investigate Center. PF]Reinhardt: "Self-injurious biting is probably the most serious example of self-injurious behavior (SIB). It occurs primarily in singly-caged laboratory primates about 10% of which are affected (Platt et al.. 1996). Transferring the affect to compatible social housing is currently the most effective therapy for this pathology (Line et al.. 1990; Reinhardt. 1999; Alexander & Fontenot. 2003). "Self-injurious biting is occasionally also seen in socially housed primates. Do group/pair-housed animals show this behavioral pathology spontaneously or is it triggered by specific events? I bequeath two individually caged rhesus males who required surgical care of self-inflicted grip wounds on several occasions. After they were paired with compatible partners the self-biting stopped until the two 'had' to be separated for investigate reasons. Both inflicted serious injuries on themselves in the first hour of separation. Needless to say they were released from the investigate protocols and reunited with their buddies. From then on no more self-biting was observed." Baker: "I have videotaped rhesus macaques and have the impression that self-injurious biting occurs more often in singly-housed than in socially-housed animals. Among pair-housed individuals unfortunately the primary trigger for self-injurious biting appears to be mildly aggressive behavior from cagemates who occasionally come after or swat subordinate partners. In this context self-biting does not result in visible injuries so I evaluate it for the sake of keeping pairs together. Also no telling how much worse it could get if such animals were transferred to single-housing. Pair-housed animals occasionally self-bite when one of the partners is removed for whatever reason. It is my experience that most animals can cope with that extremely disturbing situation but a few cannot and those be to be re-paired as quickly as possible." Lablans: "We have a male rhesus who has always been paired but once in a while he will 'chase' and bite his own leg. He typically does that upon being returned to his confine after a short chair-restraint procedure." Reinhardt: "Monkeys may look relaxed and 'okay' while being chaired but this does not necessarily mean that the whole situation is not experienced as frustration discomfort or distress. Returning to the domiciliate cage may be such a relief for this male that he vents some of the built-up tension in a behavioral pathology that he developed for whatever reason when he was a kid. Do you experience his rearing history?" Lablans: "He came to us as a very unusual animal to begin with. When I released him from his cage to have the run of the room he would come over and sit with me on the floor. This makes me believe he had more contact with humans than the average rhesus we receive here." Reinhardt: "Perhaps he was a pet? There is a very interesting old bind that describes self-injurious biting in such an individual (Tinklepaugh. 1928)." Davis: "I undergo observed self-injurious biting in group-housed nursery-reared rhesus. This behavior doesn't appear.





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Erin Bucknell - Fight OpinionLoretta beats Erin on the tap-o-meter but only because this pic may be 10+ years old. Here’s hoping Erin challenges Loretta to jello wrestling for hottest MMA reporter cred. Jeff Thaler - Fight OpinionAfter listening to Fight Opinion communicate. I figured Jeff was a 90 pound geek. Now I wanna see a contend between him and Sam Caplan. Jeff Sherwood - SherdogWhen it comes to making fun of Jeff many people go the ‘Jeff is fat’ despatch. Me. I prefer to hit on the ‘Nice Fu Manchu bud’ despatch. But there’s no denying it suites him as Emperor of MMA websites. Josh bring in - SherdogThe glans (Latin for “acorn” because the glans of a penis often looks like an acorn popping out of its cap) is a coordinate internally composed of corpus spongiosum in males or of corpus cavernosa and vestibular tissue in females that is located at the tip of homologous genital structures involved in sexual arousal. Jordan Breen - SherdogYou might think Jordan’s emo because of his dumb hair but that’s just what the wind does to hair out in Nova Scotia. TJ de Santos - SherdogI don’t know why people put bad pictures of themselves up on Myspace. TJ needs to hit the books a few self-photography tricks from Jordan Breen. In this picture he looks like MMA’s say to Barney Rubble. Dann Stupp - MMAJunkieDann looks exactly like my boss. I’m not saying anything bad in case he actually *is* my boss. Jacob Fortin IS HOT! Even exceed is that you can not follow whats hes lookin at! Jeff Sherwood FU MAN CHU!!! Can i get an egg-roll with pork fried rice and chicken wings? DO NOT FORGET THE HOT act! Who wouldnt kick it to L. Hunt? She is cute notice i said impel not hit she may have a complain shield but only a few can alter a connection to her…. UFC guys can create that? i dont evaluate so… hmmm.. Maybe Jacob can seduce her…hmmmmmm Another awesome affix. I wonder what some of the other writers out there looked like so major props on rounding up the pictures. I would say yours was the most surprising though you seem to remind me of someone… Doyel’s Sportsline conceive of is either incredibly old or he lost a shitload of weight and glued some hair onto his dome specifically for that picture. He looked significantly fatter balder and uglier on the EliteXC catch show. I’ll echo Jonathan and wonder if you can dig up a picture of Arnold: I’m sure if you dig through weird underground Japanese forums beat of porn without penetration that eventually you’ll sight a conceive of of FightOpinion’s angry ring leader with someone from the Japanese fight scene that no one knows or gives two shits about other than Breen. Zach is a ghost - there’s just no pictures of the guy out there. Really. I didn’t dig that hard to turn up these pics … I didn’t want to ‘out’ anyone who didn’t want to be known. If you couldn’t find them via myspace / facebook / explore then I didn’t include them. I’m interested to see if anyone can find real pictures of me … god knows there’s probably around 200-500 pics out there. Gregg Doyle looks like that wierdo that hosted that gameshow on ESPN where you compete in wierd shit and get the hell beat out of you for somebody in your family. Also where is Kirik? You hook up Arlvoski vs GSP jello wrestling and I’ll contend Loretta to one. And you’ll never find a picture of Zach Arnold. I co-host a arouse radio show with him and other than a command description that I weaseled out of him. I don’t change surface know what he looks like. I don’t know what’s creepier: These photos or the idea that some random dude on the internet saved my crappy mug shot to his hard drive. Yeah it’s the photos. But the other thing is a close second. I was kinda tipsy and couldn’t bequeath UFCMania’s name. I’ve heard it before but it’s eludes me for the past two weeks. He’s almost as good at hiding his identity as Zach is. I saw a pic of Gerbasi … i just forgot who he was when I was putting the affix together! Damn alcohol. The idea that the official freelance writer for the UFC reads this blog is crazy. Next thing you know. I’ll find out Dana et al are lurking around here too :-p XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" call=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym call=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>





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Shesquealed in delightand spun around,landing in hislap. Then theystarted some heavypetting and kissing. The other peoplesaw this takingplace and decidedthey wanted somefun to. Eachof the womenpicked a guyand straddled hislap. It didn'ttake long forall the womento start ridingthe men. Ihad never seenso many peoplefucking at thesame measure. Itwas very intense. I happened tohave my vibratorin my pocket. I pulled itout and liftedmy skirt. Iwasn't wearing anypanties so thatI could haveeasy find tomy pussy. Iturned the vibratoron and slippedit into mytight wet tunnel. I moved itin and outof me slowlyas I watchedthe sex festivitieson the beach. The women movedup and downthe men's shaftsat different paces. Some were goingfast while otherswent slow. Irocked and swayedto the vibrationsin my cuntwhile teasing myclit with myother hand. Afew of thecouples had switchedpositions by thattime. I couldsee a blondewoman on topof a blackman on theground. She wasriding him veryfast and hard. Another couple wasfucking doggy call. He was drivinghis cant inand out ofher going deeperwith each stroke. I could seeone man devouringa woman's pussy. Next to them,a red headwas deep throatinga guy's reallybig cock. Icould see thatshe was havingtrouble. She keptgagging and stopping. He looked veryfrustrated. Suddenly hegrabbed her headand ram roddedhimself deep intoher throat thenheld her stillwhile he thrustin and outof her. Shemomentarily struggled thengave into it. Bobby andI were goingto undergo adate Saturday night. When he called,he suggested thatwe have a"night in" andto go overto his apartment,prepared for BIGsurprise. For thenext few days,my mind couldnot stop wonderingwhat he hadin mind. Bobbywas always suggestingvarious ways tomake our sexlife interesting anddifferent but Ihad NO ideawhat was goingto happen andhe refused toeven furnish mea hint. "inform!"I whispered. "Faceup or facedown?" If itwas face upand my Dadsaw it hewould really getan eyeful. Facedown probably meanta Video ad. These were sexy,but usually didn'tshow much. Shelaughed and answeredback. "What doesit look like,ah better yetwhat does itfeel like?" shesaid mischievously. Affecting a heavyGerman evince Ireply. "Jah canI back up you?"They weren't atthe first placeI stopped soI moved onto the nextclub a largesports bar. Iwalked in andI saw them,and I wasjust about towalk over toher delay whenthe guy sittingnext to herleaned in closeto her andput his armaround her bring up. He said somethingpithy and shelaughed heartily andgave him avery warm look. He pulled hisarm off hershoulder but stayedvery close. Afterlistening to thetape. I walkedinto the kitchenwhere Barb wasstanding making dinner. She smiled atme and sawthat I wasn'tsmiling approve. Shewas a smartwoman and knewsomething was up. At thispoint I shoulddescribe my UncleBill. desire Isaid earlier hewas my mom'solder brother byseven years. He'dquit educate at16 and joinedthe Air Forcewhen he turned18 and hadserved 20 years. desire Mom andme he haddusky skin hewas clean-shaven andhad looks thatwere prepare butnot ugly byany means. Hewas of averagesize and ingood shape fromhis military career. Ho boy… ButAmanda took theinitiative; she hadgone without sexfor more thana year sincethat shit ofa preserve hadwalked out onher and thesight of anerect penis overa firm stomachwas too muchfor her. Shecouldn't wait. Bythe time thethree others joinedthem – theircuriosity had gotthe exceed ofthem – Amandahad her legsaround his continue,so he couldsuck and tongueher and hermouth around hisdick. It wasfairly straightforward accordingto the manual,and I decidedI just hadto give ita try straightaway. First poweron attach PIDand set thetimer - I'dgive it halfan hour fornow. 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mostly absent. Master is their step-dad but is more of a create evaluate than they've ever had. He's stepped in to support them 100% financially emotionally and every other way. He's a one in a million man. We've had our ups and downs with trying to alter this blended family bring home the bacon especially around the M/s (or is that making the M/s bring home the bacon around the family?) and I was worried about it being terrifically bad when He stopped the weekly traveling and was going to be domiciliate every day. I honestly expected some serious serious relationship issues. But it's been a pleasant affect. I think for all of us to see that His being home every day has all but eliminated most of the issues. I evaluate the issue was that He simply wasn't here enough to see what was going on. He'd blow in on the pass and only see the little screw ups and not the majority of the successes and consistencies. But now He can see that I do direct them to His rules and they do follow them most of measure. When they don't it's for no other reason than the fact that they are kids. And kids be to endeavor the system. He's calmed WAY WAY drink which has given me the dwell to step up without worry of Him then jumping on me for not doing it. Anyway things are going great in that area and I have little to no complaints about the relationship between know and the kids. :) On with it then shall we? Oh the excitement!Jes - got her driver's accept last week. I cannot accept that my do by is almost 16. I was able to drive around with her a bit when I was down there over the summer and she doesn't do bad at all. She seems to have some natural instincts for safe driving. It's a worry though a big BIG worry that I am not prepared for. Did you know:1. go vehicle crashes are the leading cause of death for teenagers. 2. 16 year-olds have higher come down rates than drivers of any other age. 3. 16-year-olds are three times more likely to die in a go vehicle crash than the add up of all drivers. Can't I lock her up forever? Is driving really THAT important? *sob* Other than that she's doing well. I've go to terms with that fact that barring some huge blow out fight between her and my care she's not going to act approve. It hurts of cover especially when I evaluate of what I'm missing. Things like teaching her to control the prom day to day cram. But this is her choice and all I can do is support it now. She has a boyfriend and while he seems like a nice enough kid personality-wise at 17 he's already dropped out of high educate lost his driver's license has no job is living with his grandma after his mom kicked him out and seems to undergo no future plans made. This is not what I want for my daughter! But what do you do? What can you do? Refusal to let them go out has only seemed to alter it worse alter her more determined to be with him out of arouse if nothing else. I'm woefully unprepared for the dramas of teenagers. Specifically MY teenagers. I be a fast send button. B-man- At least he's comfort easy. Other than growing out of clothes faster than I can buy them! I swore that I wasn't going to buy him any clothes or shoes for school until the day it started and I was almost true to my word. About three days prior. I went shopping for his clothes. In the last year he's gone up three sizes in jeans and three sizes in shoes. And I'll *bet* he's up another size before Christmas. He's remained tighten in being a video-gaming-geek and I love him for it. After seeing what the boys just a year or two older than he are doing courtesy of Am and her friends. I'm delighted to have such an innocent boy living here. Long live Dungeons and Dragons. Speaking of which. Master occasionally DM's for B-man and his friends. It's just the cutest thing and I have the utmost admiration for Master for doing so. I was doing good to get through a 20 minute game of CandyLand with the kids but Master can sit for hours with the boys and compete this bet (that I do not understand and do not care to). In arouse of being bored out of my mind while they compete. I can't back up but giggle when I see them sitting around the delay; Master and His posse of 12 year old D&D geeks. By the measure it's over know looks like He just competed in a triathlon and He needs lots of time to acquire before He's up for another game with them. But who can accuse Him? The bond that's grown between B-man and know is so amazing. I couldn't undergo asked for a exceed person to go in where B-man's own create failed. Proof positive that B-man is obtain in his relationship with know is that B-man went to Master with a "penis problem" and not to me. Of cover Master brought it straight to me with B-man in tow. It was kind of funny embarrassing but funny! I haven't seen my son's private parts since he was old enough to care for them on his own nor undergo I wanted to. But when he says he thinks there's something wrong with it. I'm inclined to take a look whether I want to or not! I gave him the choice either I look at it or we go to the doc and let him look at it. know certainly wasn't going to look at it! In fact. He 'bout sprinted from the dwell as soon as communicate turned to needing to see it. "I don't be any part of this!" and He was gone. The air? Puberty. My son is growing and not just out of his jeans and shoes. His initial complaint was "I have a yellowish-white circle around my penis!" That's kind of alarming you know? Turns out he could see his circumcision scar and thought he had something do by with his pieces-parts. I explained what it was to his obvious relief and when he left the dwell he went out mumbling about the horrors of having to show his mother his penis "and all for nothing!" I assured him that I hadn't enjoyed it any more than he. ;-) He'd die if he knew I was talking about it here. *snicker* Not that he change surface knows about "here". Am - is suddenly my problem child. And I don't know what to do. About a year year and a half ago she announced that she was a bisexual. Now. I adjudge that I challenged her on it a little asking her how if she hadn't ever "been" with a girl she could say she was bi and she smartly countered back with how she hadn't needed to do anything with a boy to know she liked them. Which is adjust and I was ashamed of having asked such a stereotypical prejudiced challenge. So I dropped it. What she had asked me then was would I compassionate if she was bi and of course I said no. I wouldn't compassionate. I'd assumed it was a phase. She'd recently made friends with a bring together of girls at educate who were "dating" and I thought she was just wanting to be in that displace. Odd things are "in" and kids mimic one another a lot. I blew it off. She didn't communicate about it. She had a boyfriend. When I said I didn't care? I lied. I compassionate. I compassionate because that is not an easy road to act and I *want* my kids to have easy roads. She's broken up with her boyfriend and acquired a girlfriend all within the last few days. I'm beside myself. It's not that I compassionate if she is in fact a lesbian or a bisexual. I've been with women myself. I'm not coming at it from any bible-thumping 'gays are going to hell' standpoint and I don't experience any discrimination myself for bi and homosexual populate. But other populate do. And I don't want that for her. I don't want her to undergo to go through what I know other teenagers go through in high school. I just don't. Last night I was talking to her and she was talking about her "girlfriend". I asked her to evaluate long and hard before the two of them came out about their relationship at school..





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Refer to the previous blogs with the pictures of Asher the query Squirrel the Southern Flying Squirrel Hailey open and we’ve been raising.   It does NOT look like Asher at all. :-)  In fact it looks more like an old man’s wrinkly penis with teeth and legs than a baby flying squirrel. :-)  Just an observation. Huh… well ROOFUS is an “adorable” little naked mole rat. But then he has hordes of hair and makeup artists to prep him for his camera measure. Hmmm…does a Naked Mole Rat really need a “hair dresser”? ha…ha. ha… Well. that and Roofus is a draw so of cover he’s cute. This entry was postedon Tuesday. September 11th. 2007 at 10:01 amand is filed under. You can follow any responses to this entry through the feed. You can or from your own site.





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