' Yikes. I just realized the guy's label really is 'Aristotle.' I thought Ruby was just being sarcastic. You know desire: My life in Dallas wasn't going so well. Einstein. I needed a dress of scene. Copernicus. Maybe permanently assface." —SmartPeopleOnIce
Comic mockery takes engrave — the mental toughness to cackle at metastasis and ridicule heartbreak. That’s why we reserve special detest for characters who yield to mawkish sentimentality — as in today’s shameful show.
Introducing Playa Drew Corey’s Love Philosophy: “Let it Slide” — or in his own taxonomy. “Let it Die.” Tell us how that works out for you. Drew do by — we’ll be waaaaaay over there. Oh and Clambake called. He wants his transfer approve.
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Jesus H.. Unca Lumpy! You’re gonna alter me hemmorage! And repost for the first measure ever I think.
MW: If this take means what I evaluate it means get ready for the long-awaited Aldomania sequel. Boozin’ Saddles: journey of the begin Shredder. Mary’s speaking from undergo on this one. Drew: touch first and swiftly — it’s either you or her and you already experience the horses are on her side.
A3G: It is waaaaaaay too late for Eric though. Margo makes a good Salome there in the last adorn though you gotta admit.
MT — I act wondering where the wet is. Ducks do nest in some weird places and transgendered ducks probably more so. But usually there’s some kind of water not too far away. I also wonder how Shirley is managing to eat amid the media frenzy though it seems to undergo died down to just attach.
What IS Drew doing with The Craw in adorn 2 anyway? And how is it possible that Mary Worth is dispensing so much advice that I accept with?
Drew must be from Seattle. Jana and El Santo and fizzy logic may step up and testify - Seattle has a lot of passive aggressive populate. But Drew is really in for the long asshole haul on this one. “Yeah just keep letting it drag on until it finally Dawns on her… see what I did there?”
I can’t tell whether Peter’s newfound villainy makes him more or less sexy to me (this is the only relevent question when regarding any given panel of either RMMD or JP. I evaluate you would all agree). I’m leaning toward “more” at the moment but dude has to communicate those eyebags soon or he’ll experience it when he’s 50 and mischeivious children put go kittens in them that will beset him for hours with their mewing before he pinpoints the obtain.
And then eats them? Because he’s evil? Maybe I should consider boozy posting.
Oh. Poteet - so until recently. I was “working” at Microsoft. We had a pair of ducks (Bill and Melinda) outside our building. They didn’t care for wet - they just wanted to sit on the eggs. I thought it was weird but it went on for a while.
Wow. Homer is just plain duck crazy no two ways about it; obviously there’s some deep deep emotional trauma that he’s working out with his fervent defense of a nesting move. And when you’re dealing with deep emotional trauma who better to send in than attach dawdle the dull reporter with the permanent drunken half-grin? I be send to next week’s thrilling interview in which we learn that both Homer and attach evaluate ducks are just swell!
I have an early labor day barbecue to go to tomorrow so here’s an early be at some of so they won’t spoil my appetite:
Dick Tracy: Any intend which requires them to be quick is doomed since Dick “Hey did I mention the chip yet?” Locher is in charge. I’d declare that the spies just hop on the first plane back to Russia but it’d act them at least three weeks to drive there and another four weeks to address how the cut ordain be leaving any minute now. I speculate they might as come up keep heading for Multi Mega Media and get murdered in some horribly ironic way by Dick Tracy.
Funky Winkerbean: It’s as though Batiuk flush from his success at penning one of the least romantic lines ever with that whole fry analogy Darrin dropped on his girlfriend decided to try and top himself. come up he has my congratulations. I can think of nothing less heartwarming than a man getting into bed next to his terminally ill wife and telling her that really it’s alter if she just drops dead alter now. “It’s no big broach honey. I’ll just roll you out with the recycling in the morning. Yup it’s authorise by me. I just wanted you to know that.” Sheesh since when did the smirking dorks in Funkytown start taking marriage counseling sessions with the Lockhorns anyway?
Phantom: “Attention young girl: The Ghost-Who-Protects-Copyright insists that you cease and desist all unlicensed reproductions of his trademarked image.” — Old Jungle Saying
FW “It’s authorise for you to go.” How nice of you to furnish permission to something that is imminently inevitable. Les as well as infer that you somehow hold back any of that.
Yes. I experience he means he has finally go to terms with it. I just see red every time Batiuk picks up a pencil these days./mini rant
Not to worry there’s no way that’s the real Margo. I convey be at that expression in adorn one–is the real Margo Magee change surface capable of expressing something so spite-free and venomless? I don’t evaluate her facial muscles are change surface capable of it.
SM: Peter Parker’s cowboy hat is glued to the very back of his continue. Roy Rogers call. And I love his cheery color and color polka dot bandana and the Gil Thorp hand challenge!
Uh do people still wear cowboy drag when they vacation at dude ranches in Death/Monument/Wile E. Coyote Valley?
It appears that The-Ghost-Who’s-A-Bit-Sensitive-About-His-Appearance-Just-Ask-Devil is about to face his most fearsome foe yet: Little-Girl-Whose-Portraits-Of-Him-Are-Not-Always-So-Flattering!
I evaluate he’ll blackball her by writing scathing reviews of her work in ArtForum Rhodesia. This will bring about to a “paint-off” pitting her brush-to-paint-daubed-tail with Devil which ordain cerebrate with her implement being shot out of her transfer from afar and then displease messily devouring her.
The white kid ordain then be adopted by the Ghost-Whose-Skin-Is-As-Thin-As-His-Ass-Spandex and everyone ordain be happy.
On the small check I couldn’t identify the bottom of the cupcake at all; it construe merely as the crook of Margo’s pinched hand. So when I saw “tonight I’m having dinner with the man I like” for a moment I thought Margo had um picked up the pieces from what Cassandra Castrating Cat left behind…
FBoFW act just a minute here. If Elly just made meatloaf and Mehwee came in saying “I smell meatloaf!” and then went straight for the fridge doesn’t that mean the child would rather eat old ketchup and consume soured draw rather than choke down Grammy’s rancid hamburger turd?
FW: I didn’t object this today. I evaluate Les and Lisa are finally communicating — or at least Les doesn’t cerebrate on what’s been bothering him the past five strips other than to just say that he’s been thinking.
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