With that in mind. I nibbled away at my juicy upper arms with my protein levels getting stronger by the minute. I’d like to say it was delicious but I don’t really want you to hunt me drink (quite literally) so I’m just gonna say it was “so-so”.
As for the show things started off with a challenge. This week the gals had to try out a brand new be…on an ice rink…in the air…and MOST IMPORTANTLY: in the arms of a hot male evaluate skater.
Lloyd Eisler and his Quebecois partner used to be “The inform” in the early 90’s with two Olympic Medals to their credit. I used to be IN LOVE with Lloyd Eisler in my early teenage years. The height of my obsession was age 13: each day. I would constantly conceive of about kissing Lloyd (and touching tongues). Indeed mine was an untamed heart…
just let the dude choose you up and spin you around…at some inform during the spin convey the requested emotion (i e arouse joy sorrow etc….).
The trouble of course is that these models aren’t that talented. Despite the sexy spins the model’s faces were either vacant moody or clown-like (due to corny over-expressions).
If it wasn’t about the approach then it was all about the terrible pose. I’m talking about one girl and one girl only: my Socially-Awkward. Slightly-Autistic and favorite model chick. For some reason. Socially-Awkward’s be curled up desire a fist the second sexy Lloyd tried to lift her in the air. After many vain attempts to clutch drag and bring up her she was nothing but a corpse on ice. I wonder if her socially-awkward condition involves an aversion to being scooped up by sexy men…hmmm…
One girl who DID have the goods was our friendly neighborhood Exotic-Dancer Model. Clearly experienced in the art of “flexibilty”. Exotic-Dancer flew her way around Eisler’s sexy body with skill allure and agility. And she did it all with a smile
In the end Exotic-Dancer won the contend which meant a fancy-shmancy injure for an actual magazine! Of course this did NOT sit come up with “Draggy” (a k a the pink-haired complain who picks cat-fights but who got all her hair shaved off measure week…though she
) . As usual. Draggy decided to stir up trouble. ’cause that’s what losers do. There was no sexy cat-fight this measure around but when Exotic-Dancer returned from her photo-shoot the FIRST thing Draggy said was “Oh my gosh is your face breaking out? (register Draggy’s expression of fake-concern)…Did all that make-up from the shoot alter your face break-out??” (more fake-concerned facial expressions)…You know what? I fucking love girls and their emotional assaults…rock on Draggy!
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This week the girls had to jaunt to the top of a tall and scary buliding. Once there they had to pose on a platform at the command of a cover to give off the impression of being “roof-top gargoyles” (though sexier gargoyles and ones that like to barf after meals…).
The whole idea of the injure was sexy/mean/super-cool; high-fashion at its finest. One of the girls had a major worry of heights so she cried a whole lot before finally taking the penetrate (”plunge” as in “going along with the photo-shoot”, NOT as in “jumping off the cover of a 70-storey building”…although… she may as well undergo since she’s boring and doesn’t deserve a nickhame…sigh…).
-This blonde chick model was identified as having awful messy farm-girl hair ( authorise no one said “farm-girl hair” but it’s my pre-conceived notion that girls who live on farms don’t rub their hair and I am not backing off it).
-My socially-awkward copy was finally pushed off her pedestal… here’s the thing: her condition kind of prevents her from looking people straight in the eye. But it’s week-five do by and that ain’t gonna fly no more; next forbid. “full-on approach shots” or…back to the sanitarium!
-There was also this copy from measure week called “Squirmy” (bitchy disposition doesn’t smile). She was almost brought to tears when confronted for her lack of smiles…after MUCH prodding (and remember it’s
alter there is why models should be rounded up and killed. Seriously that is what we call “NOT A REAL PROBLEM”…having lazy eyes giant nostrils and a 3rd arm growing out of your back? Now THAT’s a problem….
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Related article:
http://romi41.wordpress.com/2007/10/18/americas-next-top-model-ep-5-awkward-skating-and-sexy-gargoyles/
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