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"Penis Envy" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2008-10-18 06:00:30

Well I think small ones can do the job just as well. And it's best if the baby learns to suck and not to blow as mine obviously did. Talking along these lines it's interesting that my little Danny was breast fed until he was around 14-16 months old when one day he simply lost total interest in the titty. At the end of his titty phase however he got to become such an expert that he could empty two in about 15 minutes flat. Also for example when the missus had to go away on business trips she always had to take a pump to remove the milk and even still always came back with the first intention of placing the child on the tit because they had swollen. I felt them myself they grew in 3 days without being tapped almost 60% in size and went as hard and firm as rocks. Surely having larger breasts is more appropriate and comfortable for child feeding? Well yes. Although he would also have a huge penis. It's probably boned though like other mammals and thus retractable. Not retractable but definitely smaller - smaller ones are better for fashion. Marcos... who started this thread? A man or a woman? I'll bear it in mind when I try to buy a nice top but can't because my chest and my waist aren't compatible. That's a social problem though isn't it rather than a biological one?I'm quite sure you look great with or without a top in any case. Copyright © RedCafe net 1997-2008. RedCafe net is in no way authorised by or connected with Manchester United [insert appropriate acronym] or the official club website. The views and opinions expressed within this site are those of the specified authors. Externally linked content is the property of the relevant copyright holder. Powered by vBulletin®





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"To: Surly Teenage Boys From: The Straggly-Haired Pear-Shaped ..." posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2008-01-18 00:37:21

To:Surly Teenage BoysFrom:The Straggly-Haired Pear-Shaped Heterosexual 30-Something Schlumpy Lady with the Reading Glasses Who Drives the Dented Green Mini-Van with Costco Car Seats and WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER and GOD BLESS THE WHOLE WORLD NO EXCEPTIONS Bumper StickersRe: Take my word for it__________________________________________________Teenage Boys:forbid with the surly. You undergo nothing to be surly about yet. Yes pimples suck. Yes homework sucks. Yes wanking with your mom’s Skin-So-Soft is not the same thing as doing it in the approve of a rebuilt ‘78 Mustang with Jessica Alba. But your parents give you a dwell with a bedroom door and they let you keep that door AND keep it closed. They let you have in that room GameBoys and Wiis and Xboxes and other things my aging brain files under the “ATARI” category. They let you hide out for endless hours in that stanky dwell with those things and they let you slam that door they let you keep. I am here to express you that this would not be so at my house because Ma Ingalls here would never put up with that kind of crap. Aside from school you are blessed with nearly unlimited freetime and very limited responsibilities. Yet you are surly. You are surly when you load my groceries into my draw. You are surly when I have to ask you to wait so I can find out whether or not Sophie wants chocolate milk or apple juice with her Unhappy Meal. You are surly when I finally pull up to the Dunkin’ Donuts drive-through for my skim-milk latte with Splenda and I am not half as cute as my express was through the speaker. Let me tell you something. Surly Teenage Boys. Surly becomes a bad bad hard-to-beat habit and it’s not going to help you get laid either. At the very least it’s not going to back up you get laid come up. I experience right now you think that any sex is great sex but you’d be surprised how far a good attitude goes in that department. Mumbling oh baby you know you be it in what you evaluate is a sexy tough guy voice? Is. Not. Hot. be up ‘foreplay’ if you need to. Read a few interviews with Sting and Trudie Styler. Better yet just work on eye contact. Bonus tip: Sex is exceed if you’re not ashamed to look the other person in the face. Sex does not preclude smiling. ‘Preclude’ is a good SAT word. Look that up too. I’m trying to help you here. Our two demographics tend to be polar opposites so consider this an outreach memo. Surprise yourself. affect me and the other pear-shaped women of the world. displace up your pants. Better yet buy pants that fit. Scrap the Jay-Z cap. Borrow a tie for absolutely no reason and wear it like You Da Man. Because it’s that frickin’ simple. You Da Man and not Da Boy if you carry yourself with respect and treat other people with respect and be PEOPLE IN THE EYE and STOP SHOWING YOUR BUTT CRACK. You could wear your grandmother’s lace doily on your continue and no shirt and lederhosen with procure leather stilettos and if you treated people well and dropped the surly act you would STILL be Da Man and you would get Da Girls. And I would like you too although I would worry about your nipple ring getting caught in your lederhosen suspenders. be all people in the eye even the haggard mother-types. Women like me the ones who buy baby wipes and supersize tampons and organic milk and a guilty 24-inch Slim Jim and Us Weekly? We remember you. We remember you well. Not you in particular but we bequeath how those of your age and species treated us at an early and difficult age and it mattered. It mattered more than you knew at the time more than we knew at the time. What you do now how you treat the young women in your life after your alter at Stop and Shop? I am here to tell you that it matters very much. Be good to the girls. Not for what you want from them. Because bedroom door or no bedroom door this whole time sucks bad for them too. Sucks worse because they’re the ones who bear the visible brunt of young love gone bad and gone unhappily fertile. They’re the ones who wear the terms slut and whore and that c-word that you and I both know while the guys who manhandle them just yank up their pants readjust their caps and walk away smirking. I’m not saying you’ve done this not yet but watch your mouth and evaluate more from yourself. It’s always been easier to baffle a girl than a guy. That kind of alter clings to a girl in ways you don’t know in ways you don’t ever want to know. Women move out strong because they’d die if they didn’t. like girls well. Love them honestly. Or don’t love them. And tell them that gently but assertively. Then walk away never once talking trash about them. It’s pretty simple: If you don’t love them don’t stick your boy parts into their girl parts. Be better than that. If you do love them great. Then keep your hands off them for longer than you think you can bear it. act your hands off them until they put their hands on you. act your hands off them for a full week after that too if you can and hear where they’re coming from. comprehend hard. Because they are on your team. Although without this memo from me it might have taken you another fifty years and two divorces to figure that out. Snort if you want disbelieve if you be but I know exactly what your penis looks like under your forbid and obtain or Burger King pants. Every pear-shaped mother whose groceries you bag? She knows too. And if she smiles slightly and sadly after she says thanks and you just grunt at the floor that’s what she’s smiling about. Your penis and how it rules your life these days. Don’t get pissed off. Maybe you think you have a terrific penis. Maybe you think you don’t. Women young or old pear-shaped apple-shaped or brick shithouse-shaped care much less about your penis than they do about your eyes or your mouth or your hands and what they say. What you can do with your penis and what comes out of your penis is just not all that impressive to us. You can do a great shadow-puppet snake act? Terrific. displace a car with it? Excellent dude. Get something up on YouTube stat. Please experience this beyond a follow of a doubt: Straight girls of all ages are just amused by your penis. change surface when we seem to be actively enjoying your penis we are comfort amused by your penis. The male member is a funny thing and it’s change surface funnier that Freud was dead serious about his beloved theory of penis envy. Penis envy is something that happens in sidewise glances in a men’s locker room or a men’s restroom as far as we XX-chromosomed can figure out. There is penis pity but Freud was too busy sweating and Gestalting in a back room to admit it to himself. It would have killed him. We don’t care much about your penis and what you do with it as long as you use it with respect in our presence or disrespect it to a cover pulp alone behind your bedroom door. We women DO care a lot about what you do with your eyes your mouth your hands. Young women are trying to convince themselves that they don’t care that much about anything because then the disappointment when you treat them badly is not as acute. So maybe this is news to you. Good. Straight-talking news sources are hard to come by. Trust me. I will say it again: affect them. Surprise the world yourself and that naked girl you’ve snuck into your bedroom after school with great.





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Posted on 2007-12-20 22:15:44

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"Penis Envy........???" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-12 17:35:30

. random thoughts of an Olah Chadasha a new immigrant.... join me in my assay... First it was the process of making Aliyah (moving to Israel) and now it ordain be the journey of my Absorption into Israeli Society. Feel free to share your thoughts experiences and by all means your advice! I made Aliyah on July 6. 2006 with hubby and 2 kids. So YES. I adjudge it. I think I have penis envy. It's self diagnosed so I could be do by but let me tell you. I don't think I'm alone. I've been thinking about this and it deserves a post of it's own. WHY? you ask might I envy a penis? Well no it's not that I desire I had one but man the benefits that seem to come to those who do............. If I had a penis............ (no not to be sung to the "Fiddler on the Roof" adjust sorry) I could wake up in the mornings and not worry about whether the kids are up and getting create from raw material for school. I'd have to broach with jerks and idiots who think they're better than me and who think they experience it all. (oh wait. I teach 4th graders. I already do this. But he has to broach with my 4th graders all grown up with the attitudes that never changed yuck) So ask me again do I undergo penis envy? I don't evaluate I really do. In fact. I conclude sorry for my hubby. I dislike that I complain about the dishes and the cleaning that he doesn't help out with but I get it. There's just not much left of him at the end of the day. And hopefully this too shall go....... Nah you don't really be a penis. As Elaine from "Seinfeld" said. "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things all day."Thanks for getting "Fiddler" stuck in my continue on a on a continuous loop! "If I had a penis yadadadadadadadadabiddybiddybum..." YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE PERFECTION IN TIMING THAT I CHECKED YOUR BLOG TONIGHT!!!! I had just had such a night with hubby in realtion to all of those things. I couldn't direct it anymore..... We'll see if this time it helped...... Thanks for reminding me that i am not alone...... Other than that he really is the sweetest man ever and I will also try not too bithch so much!Love ya Susie! OMG. I just open you communicate and I could not agree with you more. Both of your lists appear exactly like my life. It's really amazing. Though we just moved to the Sharon because the commute from J-m to herziliya and approve for my husband every day was a little nutty. But everything else is on target! My husband and I raised our kids equally because we both worked full time out of the house as researchscientists. I had 3 months maternity get with each kid and then back to bring home the bacon. Funnily enough even though he'sshared 50/50 with dishes childcare,laundry cooking etc (yes really!),I STILL undergo penis envy. Why? Well he doesn't undergo the mother guilt! I always felt guilty for NOTbeing there to chauffer the kids,etc and create from raw material the home-made lunch etc. While he accepted this asbeing what dads do. In this I really have serious penis envy. I'm an emah wife daughter teacher.. and we've just made aliyah!!! My hubby grew up here so he is a toshav chozer (returning citizen) and the boys are also by fail Israeli. But now we ARE CHOOSING TO LIVE THE DREAM!!! .. join me as I babble about life in the Holy Land!





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"Siem Reap" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-01 23:12:10

We've had a really good week here in Siem Reap. First its a bit of a luxury trip for us. We're in a decent four star hotel rather than our usual three star or less. It's called the Angkor Holiday Hotel. It's a rather soulless design catering to tour groups but it's very clean and comfortable with aircon a share a good breakfast strike and our own safe in the room. The place is only two years old. The function from the cater is outstanding - friendly cause and eager. After a week here one of my strongest impressions is just how nice the populate of Cambodia are. They're very polite and courteous but friendly too. Always quick to smile and laugh. Vendors aren't pushy except for a few around the temples. They regularly go out of their way to back up you. Out of all the places I've been no country has a nicer populate. We've had our own private van with driver as come up as an English speaking command to take us everywhere and look after us every day. This has made it a dead easy trip. Of cover we've done dozens of temples but there's hundreds in the area. I undergo to admit I wasn't overly impressed with Angkor Wat. It's interesting with some fabulous base reliefs but not awe inspiring - even when we saw the sunrise over it. However. Angkor Thom (aka the Tomb Raider temple) definitely lived up to its reputation. Fantastic. We also saw the temple at Beng Mealea which is in a state of total ruin and covered by overgrowth. Very atmospheric with few tourists. Overall the temples were come up worth coming here too see. We also managed a few excursions further afield. The floating villages of Tonle Sap were interesting. The one at Chong Kneas is too touristy but Kompong Phluk was worth seeing. We even got paddled about a flooded forest. The whole pace of life centered around the ebb and flow of the massive Tonle Sap lake is fascinating. We also visited the reclining Buddha at Kulen National Park. It's the only place I've seen beggars so far. The Thousand Linga was interesting. Basically a thousand phallic symbols move the river holy. Ok there's a lot more explanation needed but I've learned Hinduism is very complicated and I certainly can't explain all this penis envy. We had lunch at a beautiful waterfall downstream where there were few tourists and plenty of Cambodians disperse about. The best part of traveling Cambodia is just watching people go about their daily life. Jenny describes it as being very much desire rural Malaysia 30 years ago. There are still bullock carts but motorscooters provide the main form of transportation. They're used for everything from transporting pigs to stacks of mattresses to families of five. It's a very poor country with few modern conveniences and not change surface simple machinery. It's a simple life and a hard life but I'm sure they undergo much stronger communities than what we have in the West. We spent a day teaching at a local primary school. It was a great undergo that I'll write up in more dilate later. The school didn't even have electricity or running water. It was fabulous meeting the children and our kids had a chance to help inform them English. Today is our last day here. Jenny managed to take a cooking course at a local cooking educate while the kids and I went to see the Land Mine Museum. Land mines are comfort an horrendous problem here. In fact there seem to be hundreds of good causes and we've felt compelled to gift to quite a few. It feels wrong that such a nice populate have so many troubles.





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