. random thoughts of an Olah Chadasha a new immigrant.... join me in my assay... First it was the process of making Aliyah (moving to Israel) and now it ordain be the journey of my Absorption into Israeli Society. Feel free to share your thoughts experiences and by all means your advice! I made Aliyah on July 6. 2006 with hubby and 2 kids.
So YES. I adjudge it. I think I have penis envy. It's self diagnosed so I could be do by but let me tell you. I don't think I'm alone. I've been thinking about this and it deserves a post of it's own. WHY? you ask might I envy a penis? Well no it's not that I desire I had one but man the benefits that seem to come to those who do............. If I had a penis............ (no not to be sung to the "Fiddler on the Roof" adjust sorry)
I could wake up in the mornings and not worry about whether the kids are up and getting create from raw material for school.
I'd have to broach with jerks and idiots who think they're better than me and who think they experience it all. (oh wait. I teach 4th graders. I already do this. But he has to broach with my 4th graders all grown up with the attitudes that never changed yuck)
So ask me again do I undergo penis envy? I don't evaluate I really do. In fact. I conclude sorry for my hubby. I dislike that I complain about the dishes and the cleaning that he doesn't help out with but I get it. There's just not much left of him at the end of the day. And hopefully this too shall go.......
Nah you don't really be a penis. As Elaine from "Seinfeld" said. "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things all day."Thanks for getting "Fiddler" stuck in my continue on a on a continuous loop! "If I had a penis yadadadadadadadadabiddybiddybum..."
YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE PERFECTION IN TIMING THAT I CHECKED YOUR BLOG TONIGHT!!!! I had just had such a night with hubby in realtion to all of those things. I couldn't direct it anymore..... We'll see if this time it helped...... Thanks for reminding me that i am not alone...... Other than that he really is the sweetest man ever and I will also try not too bithch so much!Love ya Susie!
OMG. I just open you communicate and I could not agree with you more. Both of your lists appear exactly like my life. It's really amazing. Though we just moved to the Sharon because the commute from J-m to herziliya and approve for my husband every day was a little nutty. But everything else is on target!
My husband and I raised our kids equally because we both worked full time out of the house as researchscientists. I had 3 months maternity get with each kid and then back to bring home the bacon. Funnily enough even though he'sshared 50/50 with dishes childcare,laundry cooking etc (yes really!),I STILL undergo penis envy. Why? Well he doesn't undergo the mother guilt! I always felt guilty for NOTbeing there to chauffer the kids,etc and create from raw material the home-made lunch etc. While he accepted this asbeing what dads do. In this I really have serious penis envy.
I'm an emah wife daughter teacher.. and we've just made aliyah!!! My hubby grew up here so he is a toshav chozer (returning citizen) and the boys are also by fail Israeli. But now we ARE CHOOSING TO LIVE THE DREAM!!! .. join me as I babble about life in the Holy Land!
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http://emahs.blogspot.com/2007/11/penis-envy.html
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