Disclaimer: gratify be advised that the following is this blogger’s (SeaSpray’s) perception of Bajingoland which includes various territories in the female’s southern border. While SeaSpray is more than happy to share her knowledge it would be prudent of you to do additional research. Should you discover any additional pertinent info please feel remove to instruct would be travelers as we can all benefit from the shared collective knowledge of this ever popular.. yet mysterious area.
Warning: The information contained in this brochure may be offensive to some- so please be advised that should you choose to continue you do so at your own risk. SeaSpray has a vivid imagination and so anything can appear in this Bajingoland brochure. Therefore SeaSpray cannot be held responsible for any disturbing images incurred through the reading of said brochure.
SeasSpray’s interpretation of whizzie winkles is that they are feminine because whizzie winkles sounds too pretty and she imagines that most whizzie winkles sparkle unless the female is not feeling well. Therefore it is only the females who can make whizzie winkles. She has it on good authority that some whizzie winkles are so pretty that they should be gift wrapped.
can not” make whizzie winkles. They don’t go to make a pee or make a whiz and certainly not a p*ss either. The closest a male can go to whizzie winkles is that he can take a whiz. He can take a leak. He can take a p*ss. SeaSpray has also heard that males can go see a man about a horse but has never understood what a horse was doing in the bathroom and really…she has never wanted to know…because some things are just better left alone.
schwing schwong vs schwing schwang. It seems that schwing schwong is more authoritative sounding. A schwong may carrie more charge than a schwang but because SeaSpray confesses to being a creature of habit she ordain probably continue with schwing schwang.
Bajingo City is located in the southern region. Now with in that country.. there are some other territories/ports of interest. While SeaSpray informs you that
Bajingoland is south of the adjoin due to her poor navigational skills is unable to further enjoin you north south east or west. She says to think of it as an adventure! ;)
Bajingo City. Perhaps SeaSpray's naivete is showing but she thinks that it is primarily in the male species,(although she supposes there could be the female exceptions) one will often find it to be an area filled with bizzarro objects left “behind” (no pun intended) and that perhaps the ER docs and surgeons are better equipped to give direction to that seemingly remote area. After all they are known for their missions of retrieval from that dark territory and are no doubt the ones responsible for leaving the notorious “ass box” (Scrubs episode) to be filled prior to exiting the territory. (Oh the stories they tell!)
Bajingo City and is one of the favorite haunts of the urologists. As a matter of fact they too are known for their there retrieval missions from the sea biscuit and shwing schwang shwing schwongs. One only has to read Dr Keagirl’s blog to know that.
You truly are barking.... You did state however: "Any other euphemisms she is not aware of but does welcome further enlightenment…she thinks" Oh come on.... Willy. Dick. Todger. Little sprinkler dinky pinky. 21st digit. But really there are heaps more. You could analyse out.. http://www starma com/penis/penis html
Hi Max- Sorry I was thinking female euphemisms! Although. I am familiar with Dick never heard of the others but 21st digit is HILARIOUS!:) So when a baby boy is born. do some people say he's got all 21? :)What can I say.. guess I undergo had a fairly sheltered life in that area. Yes-I know a few others that I wouldn't say and a couple for the female too. Actually. I DO blush easily but was feeling a little impish and sometimes my imagination runs wild.. what can I say? ;)Besides... I can't help it. the Scrubs euphemisms change me up and I coined Bajingoland. When I saw that Dr Shroom wanted to use Bajingoland.. well as I already indicated.. imagination gone wild! :)
Hi Angel- so... I guess you were a tad surprised. or worried or both?HaHa! change surface if no one thought it was funny... I still had fun with it. Of course bloggers remorse is increasing. :)Think about it the whole idea of Bajingo "land" is ridiculous and I just expounded on it. :)Hope it wasn't too too much for you! The idea was to be inane-I think it worked. :)Do I get to choose the do by sitter? ;)
Jen-My girlfriend has been having a heck of a time getting appointments to get the lump evaluated. Actually the adulterate's office canceled twice prior to getting the exam. (She's worried about the time close in to all of this)Then took awhile between mammo/ultrasound. Her doc's office said she wanted to talk to her directly but then didn't and so she she got a certified letter from the radiologists 1st and then she got her doc. Thanks to an HMO her choice in surgeons was limited. But she got an appointment for a surgical consult. Then THAT office canceled twice with the most recent cancellation due to the fact he has to leave the country due to a death in the family. These things happen but she is so stressed. The good news is that she was able to get in to see a surgeon in 3 days and ordain be seeing him Monday. He has a good rep and he always seemed to be on top of things so maybe it is better this way. I had to wait 3 weeks last year for my ask for a breast lump and I was anxious about it was because I had already been cleared by a mammo/ultrasound a few months prior but because my gyno doc was insisting that I get the consult. I started thinking something was wrong and so it was a long 3 weeks. I can only imagine how awful she is feeling knowing there is a hard 1cm lump that they are all concerned with. I would like to think that if it was an emergency that they would begin everything ASAP and so maybe it is routine?
Gosh. Seaspray. When I saw my gynecologist for my yearly and showed him my lump he had my mammogram/sonogram and appointment with the breast surgeon set up within a week. I had had lumps before and he didn't move quite so fast. They hadn't concerned him like this last one had. I don't experience if this will give your friend any comfort but most breast cancers don't change much in a month's measure. And hopefully it's not malignant anyway. Let me know. :o)
Thank you very much Jen! I will call her today. Even though we won't know conclusively for a while maybe for now we can conclude that their lack of emergent concern means it's not that bad. The lump I had last year is gone and the surgeon said it didn't meet any of the criteria that would cause concern. Both my mammo and ultrasound tests were normal-I wonder why my gyno doc was so obsessed with me getting checked by a surgeon. 3 separate months she told me to get it evaluated and when I saw her for a reg check-up last Oct she was so insistent that then I thought she Knew something she wasn't saying and I did get scared but then it was three l-o-o-n-g weeks to get in to see the surgeon I wanted to see. October being breast cancer awareness month was a constant reminder seemingly no be where I turned. He was great put me right at ease and was real nice. Well I had been so freaked out about it (I was also thinking something was wrong with my kidney/ureter even though I was cleared a friend was in hospice and a close aunt was just diagnosed with a serious breast cancer that had metastasized to her pet and build and so I was not my usual chipper self and was taking the evince of waiting harder than I normally would have. Well after he gave me the GOOD news that I was alright he left the exam room. I took the cover thing off and jumped up with arms extended way over my head with the girls in full view feeling carefree in the breeze and I said with a big grimace (glee actually) THANK YOU GOD!I would have been so embarrassed if the doc or care for came back in at that moment but I was ecstatic and through all caution to the go. :)
I am here because I became addicted to medblogs. Then. I became addicted to blogging. Since pen and paper (substitute keyboard and computer) don't lie - maybe I will find the real reason I am here.***** The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.~Charles DuBois *****I was born in Miami,moved to Massachusetts,spent most of my child/early teen years living by the Jersey shore and then moved up to the mountains of NJ. I love the ocean but prefer living in the mountains although. I wouldn't refuse a summer beach house. :) I also like the change of seasons. In my perfect world there would be an ocean mountains and seasons! I am blessed with a wonderful family and good friends.
TimeThe !Kegeling patient vs Doctor in Tug-of-War for the speculum. Laughing cat - I'm pretty sure if cats secretly laugh under their expressionless faces.. that he (my cat) was at the other end of the house ROTFLHAO! ;)~Scrubs euphemism for urine. SeaSpray believes they're feminine pretty and sparkle. Meat as an opiate to lure my husband (it would be to him) into going out for a Christmas tree. ;) ~ Next year I should have a pot roast braising on the stove and the moment he walks in the door.. lift the lid and let the site of the meat pleasure his eyes while the aroma wafting up toward him sedates him like an opiate and THEN remind him we are going to get the channelise now and we will come back to undergo this pot cook AFTER we get the tree home and in the rest. The go Stinger
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