Jones was a typical entrepreneur who worked long hours and wore many hats. The problem was that all the hats screamed for attention. Jones solved the problem by wearing the hat that screamed the loudest. Unfortunately this was only a temporary solution since all the hats kept screaming until they were worn. There was however one hat that never screamed. It never complained whined or whimpered even though it was lonely. It knew it was important whether or not it was worn. That hat was right. One day the customers quit coming. The other hats became quiet; they no longer were needed. It was then that Jones noticed the hat named Marketing and how little it had been worn. For one thing. Marketing hadn't screamed for attention like the other hats. The other reason was that Jones was afraid the Marketing hat was too expensive to wear and would drain profits. Jones put on the Marketing hat. It was time to get the old customers back and to get new customers too. It was time to wear the Marketing hat regularly. Neil Sagebiel is a veteran copywriter who has served clients such as Microsoft. The Seattle Times. Lucent Technologies. March of Dimes. Airborne Express and Unisys. To sign up for his FREE expert tips to help you write better and sell more visit

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I have finally got around to making some of the penis bracelets I have been talking about forever. The penis bracelets were the brainchild of my dear friend. I had the idea to make bracelets out of sculpey and she thought it would cool to put a penis on them. And she was right. But it’s really hard to to do. come up making the beads and the penises aren’t hard. And baking and glazing them isn’t hard because Mrs. Fab does that. But stringing those things is a real motherfucker. In fact the bracelets are not quite finished. I have not yet gotten to the point where I can trim the cord and crimp the ends together without dropping one end and scattering beads all over the place while I curse like a one-eyed carpenter. book close work desire jewelry making is best left to women and to men with small delicate lithe fingers. My meaty hands and sausage-like fingers are better suited for building things out of brick or fingering very butch lesbians (don’t ask). Yet I will endeavor to finish the bracelets pictured here and make a few more. Jade gets the multi-colored one. I’ll probably give the rest away as prizes. I have had exceed luck making Christmas ornaments and I’ll show you those next Saturday. I also intend to try to alter some necklaces and pins and cram. I call my jewelry “Ballpark Jewelry”. Not because they have anything to do with baseball or ballparks but because I don’t undergo the attention continue or patience to take the time to do any step correctly. I thought it was a brilliant label for the jewelry but when I explained it to Mrs. Fab she looked at me as if to say This entry was posted on Saturday. November 17th. 2007 at 12:05 amand is filed under. You can go any responses to this entry through the feed. You can or from your own place. When I read the sentence about ‘penis bracelets’ I thought you meant you were making bracelets to WEAR ON your penis. I thought it would be a bracelet MADE FROM a penis and was kind of wondering about give logistics but I can see that if you make your own you’d probably save a bundle on shipping. And probably defense lawyers. I can’t act!!! I’ll probably be drink to wearing just hoodies when it gets here so the sleeves will enclose it a bit so I’ll probably get away with it a lot longer than normal! I can’t act to see the looks on random customers as the gears turn…”Is that a dick on her arm?” Oh and I thought “ballpark” had something to do with the balls…not the beads the other balls. I’m too excited! When you said multi-colored. I thought you mean that each bead would be a different color. This is way better! be one - seriously. I’ll buy it! My daughter sells jewelry…it would SO alter my day to get her one for Christmas from Santa. PULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE???????????????? Mr. Fab. Pretty cool bracelets. How can I get one of those? LOL. I’m sure you can do green and orange for Miami Canes? Ya experience. I’m from Florida also and desire it very much! Was born in Vero Beach but lived in Avon lay before moving here. Most of my family still live in Florida. I thought you meant you were gonna do desire the beaded gecko craze from the 90s only into a penis. Dammit now I’ll have to use my birthday money to buy the inform to make a beaded penis keychain. :D Which reminds me holy crap you got me a cute ass Facebook overturn you move back and forth! Wife just brought domiciliate some jewelry making supplies maybe she can alter boobie bracelets now those I’d wear. How appropriate my captcha evince was “naughty”-I’m a little disappointed because when I first read the title I thought. “Finally. Fabeo is gonna model his penis wearing a nice shiny bracelet.” But no it’s actually a penis dangling off a bracelet which oddly enough I find a little. I dunno come up ok they make my nipples ache. 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Luin–Are you too good to wear a penis? I could never charge for them. Manda? Is that even a real person? Dutchy–You are right…I be to get you a ring. I’m on it! Ms. Demmie–color silver? How does one alter purple plate? Louise–Happy Birthday! egest–keychains! That’s a great idea! Don’t make soup out of the turtle. Lindsey–Oh my God. You be me to make one in the colors of *ugh* The Hurricanes? I GOT THE WORD NIPPLE. I feel special now for some reason. This could be a cult. The Penis Bracelet Blogger Cult. I mean go on- all the Kabbalah people undergo is red yarn- we undergo baked clay penises. And I don’t be Hello Kitty the bracelet just the pink and white. The pink is between light pink and dark pink. So I think that would make it a medium pink. I want to wear one just to get a reaction out of my mom. Each time I have on a piece of jewelry she hasn’t seen she comments on it. I want a mention from her about a clay penis bracelet. I’ll even video tape it. 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