So.... I have been doing some looking around. I am trying to find decent poses for a nude male model. In particular for self-portrait work. Do the math. I will wait.............. OK... Figured that out yet? CoolAnyways............. Stop looking at me like that. Before you have to ask: Yes. I have received a couple of requests from my 365 photos to do something a little more artistic. It is because I am extremely attractive with the body of a Greek god and hung like a Clydesdale. They have all come from photographers whose work I undergo seen and admired. And who am I to deny them the beauty that is Taps?Note: Except for the "Stop looking at me like that" part. I am not saying any of the previous paragraph was true..... I'm not saying nothing.... I'm just saying.. that's all I am saying............ OK... So what was I saying??? Oh yea... Im looking for photography dealing with Male Nude models. Not necessarily for the photos themselves but for ideas for poses. Doing a Google search for something like "Artistic Male Nude Photography" returns 8 penijillion hits. (Yes. Penijillion is an actual word I just made up. It means a whole lot of cock.) All but 3 of those hits have something to do with very well-endowed muscular dark-skinned oiled-up homosexual cowboys who have spent a lot of time losing their keys in the anal cavity of another very well-endowed muscular slightly lighter-skinned oiled-up grinning homosexual cowboy. At least I think they were looking for keys. They were quite thorough in their search. Either way.. the point is: Theses are not poses that I evaluate I would be comfortable doing alone. At least not without a spotter on call proctologist maid for cleaning up afterward a safety net for when I fall down and the executor of my will present as a watch to the "confusing accidental circumstances of my death" that will no doubt be first place in this years Darwin Awards. Besides... I don't have any of that cool oil that makes you look hot and doesn't rub off on the red satin sheets these cow-pokes seem to be fond of. Get it... Cow-Pokes... its a gay joke. I'm hilarious. Besides.... Since I would be doing a self-portrait there would only be one person in the shot at all. And I evaluate I would sprain my wrist or at least do some serious pulling of a muscle in my shoulder to even begin to reproduce those shots. But.. on about page 500 of my examine. I looked up and realized that the suggestions on my TiVo had about 200+ things in there I will never watch. And.
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