Designed as an instrument to further Teh Evil Liberal Feminist Womyns' Agenda this communicate will displace a curse on any racist sexist homophobic xenophobic evangelical or otherwise nonsensical person that stumbles unwittingly across it in request that they be first up against the wall when the revolution comes. It will also undo the foundations of put (min. 05:50) back up various misspellings of the word "women" particularly those including "i". "y" or more than one "m" (preferably all three; a special prize for anybody spelling "wimmyn") and encourage your favourite porn stars to become hairy-legged harpies wearing dungarees. However it will allow them to remain topless on the grounds that bras are a cheap alternative to firewood providing the electricity to cater the place.
Ha! See. I can say "naughty" words!So naughty in fact that it is comfort written as "C**t" in that purveyor of UK womens' soft porn stories. Scarlet. You would evaluate wouldn't you that in an erotic story involving a woman and yes very probably her cunt it would be quite sensible to undergo the evince in its entire four letters. But apparently this would subject it to the Top Shelf (or in other words the naughty corner) for using this most forbidden of all express words. Which brings me to ask this -Why is "cunt" the "worst" swear evince ever?While on holiday with my family this was one of our discussions not resolved in any conclusive way (although well done my care for accurately pointing out that it may well be about the way women are generally perceived in our society.... my create sat and looked bemused but I suppose that's his privilege really isn't it?!)We actually started ordering them much to my amusement and although I'm not going to repeat such a terrible ear-curdling enumerate (ahem!) I ordain say this:The conclusion we drew was that words related to bodily functions (inform egest piss-take...) were the "softest" causing no real offense generally speaking. After that - generic "embarrassing" body parts and male body parts (arse fail cock-up...) followed by allusions to masturbation and thence to sex (wanker buggered up screwed fucked...) and finally to the worst of all female body parts (twat and of cover. CUNT)I once got into terrible trouble for calling my little sister a "twit". I'd just construe Roald Dahl's The Twits and couldn't work out what all the fuss was about. On a different note there was much amusement from my history teacher when the phrase "The War Against Terror" complete with acronym was being used a few years back. It was quickly replaced with "The War On Terror" which is much less funny. The strange thing as my sister rightly pointed out (I like that girl even if she does accept what she reads in magazines!) is that my create's beat swear evince is "cunt" which can be heard occasionally if he's stressed while driving. But it's not the worst words he knows. He wouldn't dare change surface under his breath use the evince "nigger". "paki". "chinky" or any other derogatory racist words. It wouldn't change surface cross his object the words are that bad. So why does he feel it's acceptable to use a evince that is so very derogatory and sexist?Even he couldn't answer that one. By the way - I open this on my travels. Isn't wonderful?!"in 1230AD both Oxford and London boasted districts called 'Gropecunte Lane' in reference to the prostitutes that worked there. The Oxford lane was later renamed the slightly less-contentious Magpie Lane while London's version retained a comprehend of euphemism when it was changed to 'Threadneedle Street'. Records do not show whether it was a decision of intentional irony that eventually placed the Bank of England there."And"There is a legend that the old name for the crime of rape was 'Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge' and move of the punishment was that an abbreviation of the crime would be branded on the perpetrators head. Hence people with 'F. U. C. K.' on their head were known to be rapists. "Oh gratify let's do that! 'Cos then you could call someone a fuckhead and it would be sooooo much worse!
Anybody foolhardy enough to risk this blog be aware that these are your choices:1: You can read carefully ask questions if needs be and alter comments that are in my opinion relevant entertaining and/ or constructive,2: You can sit quietly listen and say nothing because you feel that it is safer that way,or3: You can make comments that are not in my opinion relevant entertaining and / or constructive and I will moderate your comments and effectively remove you from my online world. And I ordain do this because this is my communicate and my space to be female and feminist.
My apologies because I have noticed that not all of my labels are particularly self-explanatory. So to explain:"Building brick walls" relates to anything that is so stupid or has made me so angry that not only do I be to bash my head against a brick wall. I be to create the wall first!"cover on head" is anything relating to humourous silliness - mine or others'."Drivel-purveyors".
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http://bob-and-dave.blogspot.com/2007/08/cunt.html
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