The audio conversation of the minah and the matwill have to act as I have to rely on one of my friendsto edit it and upload it for me. Most probably tommorow night. Latest monday. Soon populate soon. I ordain undergo for you right here a minahand a mat having phone sex. With all the grunting and underweardescribing and all that hotel talk lol. This is just getting too crazy. Anyways I only found out today that oral andanal sex has been legalized in Singapore. Yes you can now legally have oral sex and analsex in Singapore. As if I didn't experience ,YOU BASTARDS WERE HAPPILY HAVING ORALSEX BEHIND CLOSED DOORS WEREN'T YOU!As if there weren't any Singaporeans already doing itbefore this. Tsk. Who are we kidding man. Making it legal now. Wow. Let's all start a blowjob party. The burn kway teow man can blow the nasi lemakman. And he in return can breathe out the prata man. Who can in move blow me. I ain't doing no blowing you hear!And who wouldn't be more happier with that pieceof news than our very own loved local contractor. Mr Phua Chu Kang himself. Otherwise exceed known as Gurmit Singh. Why. Because it seems. Mr Phua Chu Kang is very into dating men. And he seems to like having relationships with them. Oh yessssssss. Phua Chu Kang likes men lol. And someone change surface went to write him a commenton friendster going. conceive of asking poor phua chu kang why girls can't undergo sexwhen they're having their period. How would he experience. He only has sex with men lol. And TCS before you come choosing to sue methat was his friendster fan profile. You can't accuse me for Phua Chu Kangwanting to date men. I can just picture him having an episodewith a male lover lying on a bed with justa pass over over his ass and of coursewith his yellow boots on. Oh what a turn on lol. And we'd have their conversation desire this ;*Male furnish is massaging PCK with hot oil*PCK : Eh take my yellow boots and spank my bum. Partner : authorise. PCK : Yess... Harder. Say I'm the best. Partner : You are the beat. PCK: beat IN WHERE?!!Partner : beat IN SINGAPORE!PCK : SOME MORE!Partner : JB AND BATAM LA!PCK: authorise now hor. Rub my mole. Partner : authorise. PCK : Yesss..... label me an ah beng. Yessss... Me : You're an ah beng. PCK: You betta say ploperly i tells you. Don't praypray hor. Nice. After that episode. We can all move to our deaths. Now we can never be at Phua Chu Kang the same way again. I always thought it was gay of gurmit to often wear the tightestt-shirt when he hosted Singapore Idol. But to undergo a friendster be and wanting to meet men?Sigh. Dating men. Sigh. This just in. About an hour after this entry was posted. My friend Suhaila's dear fat ass rat passed away. She has my condolences. She said it died of rigor mortis. Which I think is old age. I don't experience. I comfort think that thing diedtrying to consume itself. And I was trying to comfort her online assuch ;♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:i'll go weep to sleep jasonpereira says:hahahahhajasonpereira says:alajasonpereira says:get another fat rat ah jasonpereira says:they're 5 bucks only♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:not the same.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:NOjasonpereira says:ill get you one.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:exploit was 55 jasonpereira says:55 KG!♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:that's a bloody walk la stupid.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:lol♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:NO♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:55 bucks jasonpereira says:where am i to find a 55 kg rat jasonpereira says:Oh jasonpereira says:lol.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:he was a pearl pudding dwarf hamster jasonpereira says:Maybe it was originally 5 bucks jasonpereira says:It ate 10 othersjasonpereira says:Thats why 55.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:he wasn't a hybrid a hybrid of a dwarf hamster and a walk would be 5 bucks.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:mine was like elite species ok jasonpereira says:he was a pure breed huh.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:even more elite or ATAS would cost 90 bucks.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:mine like. 2nd class like that.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:haizjasonpereira says:2nd classs fatty desire that was 55 bucks jasonpereira says:im sure it ate 10 other rats.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:meanie la u.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:fuck im actually crying ok i miss him so much jasonpereira says:AHAH jasonpereira says:its just a rat♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:he was so jinak [alter] he would rest on my chest leh jasonpereira says:lol jasonpereira says:ill get you a new one.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:ya but he was SO JINAK [TAME]♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:..... jasonpereira says:you can go jinakkan [Tame] another fat one.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:same meh jasonpereira says:he wasnt jinak [ Tame] he was just lazy to move around jasonpereira says:for the hamster ahjasonpereira says:1 year human 3 times rat.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:....♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:he's not a RAT la jason pereira♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:u experience anot♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:i blame my care♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:because alter♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:today she said♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:when ah that hamster going to die♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:i be to put my develop vase on the delay his tank is onjasonpereira says:KANINA♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:i express she cursed him to death ok♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:anywayjasonpereira says:HE GOT DEPRESSED AND DIED!♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:i went downstairs♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:tadi kul 1139♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:dug a hit♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:6cm deep♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:and wrapped him in tissuejasonpereira says:Not 6 metres?♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:actually i tot want to put in the hit that they dug up for displace upgradingjasonpereira says:hahaha oh yes lift to heaven pe.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:then i got the morbid idea that my hamster might haunt the lifts.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:or maybejasonpereira says:it can only follow a gym.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:kesiankan his little corpse merana[grieve his poor wandering corpse]jasonpereira says:HE HAS NO SOUL!♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:.......♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:how you knowjasonpereira says:THAT FAT RAT HAS NO SOUL.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:im pretty sure he has ok jasonpereira says:JUST FLUSH THE THING LA.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:YOU AH♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:just like my care you knowjasonpereira says:I experience BECAUSE HE ATE HIS SOUL.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:she said buang kat tong sampah♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:why you all so mean one♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:da jaga dia one year plusAnd then she began to lose it.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:life is not worth living anymore i evaluate i talked to him more than i talked to my brothers seh.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:besok i think i better destroy him a paper wheel♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:and some kuacis♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:and erm♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:a squeaky toy for him to play with10 mins later. I knew she had gone mad.♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:i should undergo embalmed him♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:put in a glass inspect♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:and alter you♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:MINTAK MAAF FOR ALL U SAID ABOUT HIM♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:and MY MOTHER ALSO♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:for that develop vase issue♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:i swear that did it♦ ▫[ RaeLynn ]▫ ♦ says:he merajuk.
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