pass is a season of evil. There’s snow cold caroling happiness screaming little shits going after every toy they see with a passion that I had once thought only existed in medicate addicts and of course the fact that “Christmas” is just a blatant rip-off of traditional Viking Yule. But one thing above all else is pure evil. This evil rears its vile ugly head every year starting in the last days of pass and lasts until a month before spring. This malevolence is called…“professional football”. I could easily evaluate of thousands of things I’d rather undergo than watch a football game. But instead. I decided to highlight the suckiest things about this sport and all that go with it and why a kick to the crotch is more fun.7. Overly frequent commercialsI don’t know what it is about this sport that every hit play has to be followed by a stream of annoying commercials that seem to challenge my intelligence. Being a Viking. I don’t need Enzyte. McDonalds is egest marketed as “food”. Geico doesn’t change surface have the decency to stick to one mascot. (I feel really safe in the hands of people desire that!)It gets more annoying when the game continues and most of the “challenge” is lost due to commercial time then the ball gets dropped and it’s back to the friggin’ ads! To add to the advertising the stadiums usually have ads around the field the announcers alter sales pitches and they have animated ads that radiate at the bottom of the screen for various insurance companies. Hell why not go one go advance and alter the players wear billboards! That’d persuade me to buy some lame ass product! Then we can show more commercials in between the main ad! Just desire ASSCAR er. I mean NASCAR.6. It’s not change surface footballGo to any other country in the world and “football” is what we call “soccer”. Way to go America! You just proved that you’re a dumbass! In fact the pay is hardly even used in the fucking game only for field goals. There’s nothing “foot” about it in the end. Why not call it by what it’s based on rugby. Only most Americans are too wimpy to get cause to be perceived to play it the right way so they sissy-fied it into what we are tortured with every year.5. Dumbass jocks living it up easyJocks get treated like gods. Not just in high school where they can skip class to go smash their heads into each other over a stupid slab of coat filled with air but also in the real world where they get paid millions to do the same damn inform. Most of them probably don’t change surface know how much a million is for it’s common knowledge that jocks lack basic math skills (and most other skills as well). Now before anyone says “what do you have agaisnt [
4. Notre DameWho cares? It’s only a college game. Big fat whoop-dee-damn-do! Why don’t you go to your local college and give them (if you have one)? It may just be the only way your dumbass kid who didn’t even know his own name when he entered kindergarten will get somewhere in life. Be the coach’s complain; get your kid to college!3. Shitty foodPotato chips can kick ass. The best flavors are the regular flavor and grease change state beat and onion and the new salt and spice variety. Barbeque is okay but not important enough to be listed in the top three. But once football toughen starts these good flavors of cast aside food get shadowed by ghastly versions of shit food. Anyone who rushes out for a big econo bag of salt and vinegar chips needs to have their ass ripped off and glued to their head. Then there’s the pizza flavor so spicy your ass will bleed flavor. Limon (lime flavor gag) pickle. Pickle? Pickle! What the hell? And this is just from Lays (with the exception of pizza that’s made by Pringles) who are also promoting football on their website!Then there are the nachos salsa and a whole host of southwestern snacks. Since when did American grow change state Mexican? What is the fascination with this inform? I like spicy food but it has to be food in order for me to eat it! Dried and salted mini-burritos in a bag are not food!Now these are available all year go but they seem to be more prominent (and advertised) once football toughen starts.2. The Super BowlThe Super Bowl can be considered good only because it is the measure game of the season and we don’t undergo to put up with football anymore! What pisses me off about it though is that it is considered an unofficial holiday in the United States. undergo we really gone that low? Some populate forget when Veterans Day is (or don’t change surface know that it commemorates the end of World War I) but of course they’d remember what day this year’s Super roll is on!Then there are the millions of dollars for more commercials to make the funniest one. Too bad they all usually drink ass. Better yet why not make ALL commercials funny that way advertising agencies won’t piss so many populate off every measure their annoying televised shit is aired.1. Overreaction of PlayersThis infuriates me more than anything else about this stupid sport. Score a touchdown; do a move that even the most flamboyant male ballet star ordain be at with awe while saying. “God that is so gay.”impel this in with endless ass slaps chest butts occasional hugging and you have a sport that makes prancing around a maypole look desire Street Fighter. I express; the only reason that these athletes have to wear mouth guards is to act them from making out with each other on the handle. Then to add to all this there are bigots out there who you ordain find raving about football and its “manliness” and then aggressively criticize anything a gay person has done. I’d like to know where they buy their mirror polish. And there you have it. Seven reasons why football sucks and will continue to drink until everyone realizes it and the game is never played again.
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