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"Abuse! Elephant Safari a Nightmare!" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-20 22:34:12

We had costumes made for us in Bangkok and then all the detail work finished here in Tokyo before we left as usual. Everything was picture perfect and arranged to the last detail as always object NONE of us where prepared for the ride itself. A nightmare! Each elephant step is huge! It threw us backwards and forwards on our seats like bingo balls in a can! change surface with all our cushions and silks that we brought to make it breathtakingly beautiful we couldnt relax great pictures of true misery! In fact if I had only one hour left to live this is where I would spend it because one hour on the approve of a giant elephant seems to measure forever! After the first few hours of torture we begged to get off and walk next to the elephants. This is really the only good option you have except when crossing rivers which was truly wonderful from the back of our giant friends! If youre thinking of going on an elephant Safari make sure youre a great hiker bring a good unify of walking shoes and then walk next to the elephants and play with them during the camp times at night. Im not saying dont go on an elephant safari; just dont evaluate to ride the elephants. The only slightly bearable spot is right on the neck where the driver sits but during the day they never let you drive. Elephants are amazing creatures! They played harmonicas kicked soccer balls with us and let us play and crawl all over them this was definitely the best part oh -- and the trainers tell us that if we ever come approve to visit the elephants ordain remember us even if its 30 years from now! I dont experience if this is true but I sure hope so. Ill let you experience in 30 years when I stop back for a visit. NOT A 10 DAY SAFARI - 10-MINUTES maybe at most! I just reread my article and I know it makes me appear desire a spoiled wimp but my family travels on exotic vacations most of the year with our tutors and staff so we have seen our share of bumps and bruises and reality checks but an elephant Safari is by far the biggest disappointment I have yet experienced. Its not at all romantic or relaxing like in my dreams. So Dreamers Beware! Elephant Safaris are a Nightmare! I was born -- Princess Raven-Dance -- My tutors say its best for me to stay out of public address but its my life! And I want to share it! Smile And if I don't speak up about elephant safari's a lot of people are going to end up on a nightmare vacation when they could have been at the Disneyworld water park in Florida for 10 days! Now thats a wonderful vacation!.





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"The elephant keeper" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-12 17:51:43

Mahout Bhaskaran Nair has devoted his life to looking after ChandrasekaranBy Shevlin Sebastian A few years ago during the festival at the Sree Poornathrayesa Temple at Tripunithura a mahout angered an elephant named Jaganathan. The elephant tried to gore him but by the grace of God he missed. Another mahout. Onakkur Ponnan who was standing nearby hit Jaganathan’s back with a stick to confuse him. As expected. Jaganathan turned around and chased Ponnan. On the other align of the temple stood mahout Bhaskaran Nair. 49 with an elephant called Chandrasekaran. Ponnan ran between the lie leg and the trunk of Chandrasekaran towards the dining hall. “As soon as Jaganathan came come. Chandrasekaran put his trunk around the body of the other elephant and held him so tightly that Jaganathan could not move,” said Nair. “Because of his swift challenge he saved the life of the mahout.”When he recounted this incident. Nair gave an affectionate slap to Chandrasekaran who having just returned freshly scrubbed after a six-hour bath in the nearby Madhekil river in Kakkad near Piravom is chewing touch leaves with gusto. “After the bath he is very hungry,” said Nair. “An elephant is an eating forge. In 24 hours it ordain eat 450 kgs of fodder and drink 250 litres of water. It sleeps for only four hours a day. The rest of the time it is eating.”Sometime earlier when owner Balakrishna Shenoy. 57 arrived from Kochi in his Santro car. Chandrasekaran showed his excitement by flapping his ears and extending his 3’ penis. Shenoy who has interacted with elephants from the time he was ten years old went near the elephant tapped him gently on the side and said. “How are you?” He bent his head as if listening intently and says. “Okay okay. I ordain furnish you something special to eat.” But Shenoy began talking with a visitor and the minutes ticked away. Chandrasekaran gave a reminder by gently tapping Shenoy’s shoulders with his trunk. “Okay authorise. I am getting the cram,” said Shenoy as he instructed Nair to bring the bananas which weighed 10 kgs from the car trunk. When Nair returned. Shenoy began to insert the bananas in bunches of four into the communicate. The elephant’s eyes danced with merriment. The bananas were vanishing fast. 6 kgs were finished when Shenoy called for a halt and told Chandrasekharan. “The remaining is for Srinivasan.” The other elephant was standing 100 metres away and was not at all in a good mood. He was about to register musth. Shenoy explained what musth was. “There is a gland just above the eyes,” he said. “Once a year this gland gets swollen and it will start oozing out a liquid through a hole above the eyes. It is a mystery why this happens. Some analysts say that it is to attract females in order to advance reproduction. During musth the male elephant has ten times more male hormones than normal and the sperm ascertain is very high. If it indulges in sex during musth there is a strong come about of a pregnancy.” Incidentally the duration of a pregnancy is 24 months. After a delivery the she elephant will be create from raw material for the next pregnancy after four to five years. That means a female elephant can produce a baby once in six years. However the ladies liked to have sex every three months and like all men the male was always ready for sex. “When this gland expands the circulation to the hit is reduced and the elephant feels mad,” said Shenoy. “It is a risky period.”But Nair said Chadrasekharan had an change surface temperament and remained calm during musth also. The mahout smiled and said. “Elephants desire human beings go through a be of emotions. They express emotion they cry they get angry or depressed they feel jealous and can be selfish at times.” There was a touching rapport between mahout and elephant. So what are the qualities of a good mahout? “He should be sincere,” said Nair. “You have to be with the elephant for 20 hours a day.” He gave some astonishing statistics: from 1980 to 2007 the only measure he has been away from Chandrasekaran was for a fortnight in 2004 because he had an eye operation. “The mahout’s job is not a job,” said Shenoy. “It is a lifelong service the way Mother Teresa looked after the poor and the downtrodden. They cannot pay much time with their families.”And what does the family think about the situation? Nair’s daughter. Sowmya. 22 says. “This is my create’s livelihood and we have got used to it. We know that Chandrasekaran comes first.” Because it is the off-season the elephant was staying in lie of the mahout’s accommodate in Kakkad. Once the season begins they will be traveling from temple to temple. In the off toughen. Nair gets paid Rs 250 a day while during the toughen he gets paid Rs 1100 a day a move of which he distributes to two assistant mahouts. In public places like temples. Nair has a trying measure dealing with the public. “The public has good intentions but there are a lot of drunks who want to kiss the elephant or comprehend the tusk. As it is the elephant is tired after standing so long in the sun so it gets very angry.” Shenoy said the pierce is an important symbol of the elephant’s vanity and “he hated it when populate touched it without his permission”. So the mahout has to verify that nothing untoward happens. However these are not good times for mahouts. Quite a few of them have been killed recently by elephants. Nair has an explanation for this: “Before I became a mahout. I did an apprenticeship for several years. Nowadays within a year a person becomes a mahout. He has no idea of the psychology of the elephant and hence does not know how to tackle it. Even owners have no idea. For them an elephant is just a way of making money.” In a whisper he mentioned that Shenoy is a humane owner and loved the elephant. The owner and the mahout were emotionally attached to the elephant but what about the animal? Did he have any feelings? Nair told a story of an elephant which cut seriously ill for many days. The mahout had been looking after it for 10 years. One day at midnight it grasped the hand of the mahout very firmly with its trunk without hurting the man and wept silently for a long measure. “A few hours later the elephant was dead,” said Nair. “He knew that he was dying and this was his way of saying goodbye.”(Permission to create this bind has to be obtained from The New Indian Express. Kochi)





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"The Dildo In The Room" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-11-22 17:14:55

First off. Peter Edwards the director of the upcoming ‘‘ platform for the PS3 stated that they were very interested in consumer created content and that as soon as it was possible they would be including the tools for users to make their own objects. I would create by mental act that they would have to employ moderators clearing the content before it becomes public in order to forbid the ‘Dildo in the room*’ problem. Especially as I disbelieve that there will be an age restriction on using Home. I undergo a few ideas how the Economy might bring home the bacon but that is a subject for an upcoming post The second rumour is just that a rumour (and to be honest I don’t hold out much wish for it being true) but a person who works for told me that there would be a Mac client ’sometime next year’. This person didn’t know what kick Camp was so I’m not too hopeful about this. : I’ve just had it confirmed from two other sources there com is working on a Mac client and are hiring people to bring home the bacon on it at the moment. There is joy in my heart because I consider There com much more social than Second Life. *The ‘Dildo In The dwell’ problem is that no matter the intended audience if you accept user generated content someone ordain alter sex toys in your virtual world. Like the elephant in the dwell people try not to talk about it. This is related to the ‘measure until penis” measurement* ‘*’Time Until Penis’ - The amount of time from software release until some bright spark crafts a giant penis out of whatever tools are available. (In World of Warcraft I think it was created out of gnome corpses…)





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"Shitsi" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-11-12 03:22:02

So I'm in JHB. Got asked to teach a cover up here at the last minute. I'm not that upset about it get to undergo a chilled week before this pass which is going to totally stupid. I fly approve on Friday. I've been having a fairly decent time in Durban. I've been manwhoring myself something chronic. Anyway enough about my life. Let me tell you what annoys me. Sushi. Yes that's it. Sushi pisses me off. I can't rest how it's this "cool" food. I can liken sushi to smoking; populate do it because it's alter not because they enjoy it. Sure you get the occasional person that actually enjoys it but copulate man populate evaluate it's so hip and hardcore to "go out for sushi". forbid and evaluate about it for a second:You are eating RAW FISH. With dirty OVERCOOKED RICE. If you were catapulted back into 1990 and someone told you that you'd be eating raw look for in 17 years measure you'd express them that they'd had too many Hooch's at Mike's Kitchen while listening to Ace of Base. I don't get the concept and absolutely hate how "cool" it is. I think we should protest. Then again you're all so fucking brainwashed that you're going to argue that you "ACTUALLY LIKE TEH TASTEEE!!!!" and "OMG I DON'T CAAEERR IF ITS KEWL!"And that is why I hate you. It's because you desire sushi. I would sooner eat pickled elephant penis than raw fish. Just a few days to go until the go away of the Rugby World Cup. I don't evaluate I've been this excited since K-TV decided to start at 2:30PM instead of 3PM. I want to start drinking less but let's be honest - with the world cup (and the Pro 20 world cup) around the command things are move to get out of transfer. I'm sorry Jesus. Haha. You're do by. It's got nothing to do with being "hip" or "alter" (I mean *I* eat it after all). It just tastes really good. And it's addictive. And I've always been an adventurous eater. If I see somebody eat something and enjoy it. I'll try it. change surface if it's still alive. But don't ask me to do it twice :P. What about steak tartar that's 100% raw beef and it can be quite delicious(and people have been eating it for ages). Just coz something is raw doesn't mean its strange to eat it etc. And no one I experience thinks it's alter to eat sushi you just eat it if you like it. Maybe the populate you know are all no-personality-of-their-own losers! and they are so fucking stupid they'd eat something they don't particularly apply because of what other populate think however I think that alot of people genuinely apply sushi and that just because you're put off by it you evaluate these people are eating it just to be alter when in fact it's because they like it. And I evaluate the rugby world cup sucks now normal programs will be replaced by the screening of some game that's not bring together for people who dont like rugby why can't they just show all the games only on sports channels. And another thing wish you have a nice day :)lots of huggies to kevi poo-Chan Finally! Someone who agrees with me! Take perfectly good salmon! Dip it in some soy sauce cover it in the hottest green crap that is guaranteed to kill the comprehend of toothpaste. And eat it and say oooh what loverly flavour. Do me a save! Can't stand the cram either. ha ha shmev i used to feel exactly the same way.. i hated it.. and it seemed desire the most pretentious meal in the world.. and i do agree with you... it is like a bloody fashion statement.. but im living create that if you furnish it a shot.. you ordain love it...(i spose that dont go for everyone) but i went from hating it.. to luuuuurving it... YUM... :) x


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"A Holiday In Goa-It Is Worth Visiting!" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-11-06 02:33:50

Goa is a come up known tourist displace in India. It is beat known for its beaches and is a famous drop-spot for the hippies. Goa no doubt makes the perfect pass destination if you are willing to apply the beauty of nature and be your life to the fullest. In Goa you will not find road markings traffic lights or any alter of way. Stray animals can be open taking a nap right in the middle of the road. Goa’s bumpy roads can move the shortest of journeys into unforgettable ordeals. But the beaches in Goa are smooth as far as you can see. Tall Palm trees alter the deserted beach look lively. The sound of the Arabian Sea relaxes the be and the soul as it crashes rhythmically against the sands. The private Cola Beach in Goa’s far south and the luxurious Rajasthani tents that have en-suite bathrooms attached are very famous in Goa. Swimming in the sea lapping up in the sun and eating delicious continental food will furnish you complete relaxation. Goa is Indias smallest state and if you really be to enjoy your pass here you should plan your tour between the end of October and the end of April. Watching dolphins in the sea and staying close to nature in the beachside huts are best ways to change state on the beautiful beaches of goa. Apart from the well known beaches there are a lot of deserted locations from Morjim and Aswem in the north to Vagator in the south. Goa was a colony of Portugal until 1961. Today it has welcoming locals and a multicultural atmosphere. Dining in Goa is a delightful experience as it offers a be of Indian tandoori and seafood dishes. When in Goa you can not afford to miss the cocktails and the nightlife.200-year-old Savoi Spice plantations. Dudhsagar waterfalls elephant rides in the Bhagwan Mahaveer Wildlife Sanctuary and the Goan markets are among other major attractions in Goa. Goa has stunning scenery that can leave you spellbound and a large part of this express is comfort untouched by mass tourism. believe me you will never regret coming to this displace and I bet you would definitely like to tour this place a second measure. Budget jaunt Airline Tickets - goa is worth visiting. Article obtain: http://EzineArticles com/?expert=Bhatnagar_SumitWhat Causes Windows To SweatHow To Get A Bigger Penis Without Any PillsPenile Pills PhiladelphiaMiking Your Dick Bigger And LongerSex Tips TalksThe Sweat Stops PouringPrevent transfer SweatingBlack Mans Penis Bigger Than WhiteNatural Ways To Stop SweatingPenis DevolopmentFree Penis PumpsExcessive Sweating In The ArmpitsStop Your Hands From SweatingMagna Penile Pill ReviewExcessive PerspirationStop Sweating ProblemsInfected Pill Saint PaulParoxetine Premature EjaculationVibrating Penis PumpsPenile Pills SecretIncrease Sexual PerformanceMake Your Dick coat BiggerMost Effective Herabl Penis EnhancementTitan Enlarger Penis PumpVig Rx Penis Enlargement PumpSex Tip MoviesStop Sweating HotSweat StopsPrevent Armpit SweatingTips On Getting approve Your ExEnlarge My Pumps Or PillsExcessive Sweating ScalpI be To Grow A 10 Inch PenisStop Sweating ColdUnderarm Sweat MarksSweat TreatmentsExercises To alter Your Penis BiggerPenis Ills West WarwickHow To Prevent Sweaty PalmsMake Your Increase Penis Size SizeSweaty Feet RemedyCheap Ehrbal Penis EnhancementPremiture EjaculationPenile Pills PictureAnti Sweat BlanketPenus Elargement PumpSex Tips And PicturesSweaty Feet CauseHand Job Tips Sex





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