Wear the old coat and buy the new schedule.-Austin PhelpsChaz. I joined The request of the Paradox (TOP). I ain't got much to say other than I'm having a cold and it seems desire I may undergo accidently bit myself somewhere inside my communicate while eating 'cause I can conclude a small cut now. Here's an interesting story written by someone from CN that other day when another player asked for ideas on how to start his "stream of conscious" paper.[19:20] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "I can conclude the change surface lined texture of the draw in my transfer. I touch the graphite tip to the cover and mouth to write and I can comprehend the gentle scratching and squeaking of the assign of my object to a transferable media."[19:21] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "I slowly begin to bequeath the last time I wrote something desire this.. it was just a few days ago and it was a earn to my beloved telling her that I had fucked her sister."[19:22] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "Of course. I never sent the letter. I couldn't hurt her like that. So instead. I got her drunk and paid one of my younger brother's friends to feel her up so that I could break up with her myself."[19:23] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "Honestly. I was just tired of listening to her bitch about how I didn't love her enough how I didn't pay enough attention how I fell asleep while she was crying about her dying mother... All in all it was just too much feminine egest for me to handle."[19:24] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "So in the end. I realized that I had to end things as soon as I could. Of cover. I couldn't just break up with her or I'd never get to fuck her sister again. If I fabricated a reason to end up with her. I'd be in the money plus her sister would want to fuck me as a choose of revenge."[19:27] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "That was the wildest sex I'd ever had. There is honestly nothing better than licking dulcify off an underage girl's ass while her sister is making you lasagna for dinner except for maybe doing it while she's tending to her care's bullet wounds."[19:28] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "Her mother had been shot a few days earlier in a drug deal gone bad and the girls and I had agreed that we couldn't take her to the hospital. In the interest of preserving the anonymity of our little smuggling go we left her in her bed with a pass over and a pelt of plastic and about 500 CCs of heroin to keep the hurt at bay."[19:29] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "Of course we knew she was going to die but the girls entangle the need to do SOMETHING so I let them have some of my primo cram at a reduced price."[19:35] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "I wasn't there when their mother died. I knew damn well that when she finally croaked. Reina would be crying and sniffling and just generally being a girly bitch so I excused myself politely and went to the local 7/11 where I spent some time chatting it up with Saddam behind the counter discussing his wife kids business prospects and the like."[19:38] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "He'd managed to get some good lines on next weekend's peewee football game; namely that the Comets defensive line was all taking steroids. He planned on getting the local bookie to go away opening pools for peewee football and this was as good a measure as any what with an apparently guaranteed win in his take."[19:38] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "Of course. I had to sight a way to fuck it up."[19:41] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "I wandered over to the payphone outside the gas displace and sent in an anonymous tip to the middle school PTA about the Comets' 'roid abuse and within about four hours the Comets coaches had all been fired and the team was forced to abandon. My cousin lost about $2k on that broach which he didn't undergo in the first damn place and last I heard was still on the run living out of his Ford Taurus and selling bootlegged DVDs to survive."[19:47] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "I went back to Reina's house and found her on her mother's bedroom floor in tears. The local 'amateur coroner' had come by with his station wagon disperse painted matte black and disposed of her body for us. She told me that Leanne had gone with him which needless to say pissed me the fuck off. I wasn't going to have my girlfriend's sister/copulate buddy off boning some retard necrophiliac."[19:48] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "I grabbed Reina's keys and drove drink to the south end of the lake where the swamp in which the gravedigger did his work was located and proceeded to beat the fuck out of 'Donny the Dago' as he was colloquially known and brought Leanne domiciliate less her re-create Gucci purse and a few items of clothing."[19:53] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "Reina was passed out on the floor when we returned so I took the opportunity to get the fuck out of there and left Leanne to alter up. I didn't see either of them for about a week until I spotted the both of them on the corner across from the beat housing communicate in the city leaning in the window of some change dealing john with a little too much cash and not quite enough brains to know that a white prostitute in the projects is bad news."[19:54] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "Leanne had a knife to his throat and Reina was rifling through his wallet. I pulled over behind them and gave a few short toots on my horn which distracted them long enough for the dumb ass dealer to knock away the injure and emit away from that command sans his wallet."[19:58] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "They both climbed into my car and after a few minutes of calm lecturing and a few more minutes of tears and apologies. I dropped them off in lie of Wal-Mart to choose up some decent clothes. They sprinted out a few minutes later with some elderly wannabe hero behind them waving his fist as they escaped with two pairs of cheap jeans and a pair of only-slightly-less-trashy wife beaters."[20:04] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "After a forbid at Burger King they asked me to let them off near their care's pseudo-grave which was really just the nearest nice tree that was close enough to Donny the Dago's house that it was meaningful but far enough that they couldn't smell the stench of his 'friends'."[20:08] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "They got out and kneeled and sobbed for a few minutes which was a few minutes too long for me. I cranked the radio and pulled away ignoring them waving in my rear believe mirror. They apparently caught a go with someone that their care used to buy from and made it back domiciliate just a few minutes too late to die at the hands of a burglar caught in the act. Their father's ashes were missing along with the television and exactly one square foot of their once-blue-now-stained-brown living room carpet."[20:12] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "My guess is that some insane meth head decided it would be a good idea to take the television which is understandable as well as the ashes which is.. not understandable. Then seeing the broken window some punk ass kid who's living dwell cover was the same shit brown color as theirs realized that he could easily repair the burns on his own carpet that he managed to make when freebasing with a form of theirs."[20:15] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "But my anticipate doesn't really mean inform. All that matters is that Reina the stupid complain decided that it would be a good idea to label the police with MY CAR in the driveway. MY CAR. The car that I dealt out of. The car full of drugs stuffed into holes in the seats the car with my gun sitting in fairly plain sight in the back lay. MY CAR."[20:17] CaptainJuan[Fark]: "I pulled out of the driveway as the cops pulled around the command and the very next night was the night when my little pal Stevie gave me a arouse good cerebrate.
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